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Alyssa Moore is new to Davidson Day High School. When she is encouraged to try out for the cheer squad and makes it on the team, Hayes Grier has found himself his very own cheerleader. ©Harley2015 original.

Lucas Hunter is a the bad boy who rules Baker Hill High School and everyone that walks the halls. Ariel Montgomery is the shy girl who disappeared for two years right after the end of eighth grade. When these two meet in the hallway the first day of junior year, Lucas hits on her and, as any normal, sane person would do, Ariel slaps him. From that point on, Ariel does everything she can to avoid the bad boy hunting her down. But, she then finds herself in a situation where she can't avoid Lucas anymore. What is going to happen when the shy girl with the big attitude and the bad boy with a closed heart have to spend much more time with each other than either of them wanted. Secrets will be revealed, feelings will develop, and people will change; maybe not in the way they were supposed to. Authors Note: The re-written version is now UP on my profile!!! Please go check out 'Love at First Fight'!!!!! WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS SOME CLICHES AND ACTIONS THAT MAY MELT YOUR HEART. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK ALSO: This story will have swears throughout it, and some chapters may have sexual content. Any chapters with sexual content, will have a warning for any of you that are uncomfortable reading that content.

Vincent and Lacey have settled into family life. They started a new business venture while maintaining current businesses. They always put family first. Vincent and Lacey want to protect their children Lexie, Landon, and Valeria, at all costs. A new threat looms in the near distance. An old family friend returns with help to provide protection. When a new enemy emerges, targeting Lexie, it will take everything to protect her. The one thing they didn't count on was a new rule of the businessman. Never go after his family; it doesn't end well. Assigned with a personal bodyguard, Lexie doesn't know that she has. She will have to decide which is more important, her life or her heart. She discovers she has a bodyguard. Will this new type of relationship stay professional? Will it develop into more? Business is business, but love is love. *Sequel to The Business Man's Wife Warning: contains mature themes and sexual content

After being forced to move to another state in the United States of America, a seventeen-year-old girl named Carly Lodge and her Dad moves into his newly engaged wife (Madison) house. Everything takes a dark when she is introduced to her stepmom's son (Caleb) who is around her age. He is the bad boy who is her stepbrother. What happens when the two are alone behind closed doors when their parents aren't around? ___ This features another couple. ___ WARNING: Read at your OWN risk.

"What you said hurt, asshole. What did you think would happen?" I yell in his face. I'm so angry that I could most definitely shove his face into the brick wall. "How was I supposed to act after you kiss my brother?!" He shouts back. "Your an even bigger asshole than I thought you were," I grit my teeth. His eyes narrow as he takes two intimidating steps towards me, backing me up against the wall. "Want to say that again?" He looks straight into my eyes. "Yes, ass-" I start, but he places his lips on mine instead. Bella Duffy just returns from New York. She was living with her dad, until her dad transferred out of the country, she decided that she would spend the rest of her high school years with her mom and older brother Devon. Everything was supposed to turn out great, until she met the schools sports legend and playboy. Gavin Johnson, is the schools biggest player, he also plays almost every sport. Life's never been easy for Bella. What will she do when Gavin starts crushing on her? Her life is bound to get a little more complicated Friendships will break, fights will break out, lies will be strung, and the ultimate betrayal will occur. Read to find out! ***WARNING: sexual content, violence, language, and bad jokes.

❝I'm starting think it's more than a coincidence that we keep going the same seat at the same time...❞ ❝It's better than being a loner, right?❞ ∘ ∘ ∘ The lives of two people who meet in a coffee shop [ mainly dialogue ] ∘ ∘ ∘

{#1 in teenagers} {#2 in fiction} {#2 in popular} "You better not tell anyone about this." "Aw why not? I'm sure your fandom of desperate girls would love to know that their precious prince charming needs a babysitter." I smile innocently back at his death glare. "I'm serious, nerd. I could make your life hell." ------------------------------------------------------------ Marnie Jones is an ordinary 11th grader. Her only intentions are to get good grades and save money for college with her babysitting job. Everything is going to plan. Until she gets a job babysitting the high school bad boy, Zeke Blakely. The two come from complete different social groups, and Marnie automatically hates Zeke and his big ego and cocky attitude. He's a player. He's dangerous. He's reckless. She's safe with an overthinking problem. As the two are seen hanging around school together, attention gets drawn to Marnie. Which she hates. But she also catches the eye of a handsome jock, too. And why, you ask, does a 17 year old boy need a babysitter? You'll have to read to find out. WARNING: contains vulgar language and mature scenes.

ATTENTION: THIS BOOK WAS ORIGINALLY CALLED THIS CRAZY STUPID LOVE. I HAVE JUST RECENTLY CHANGED THE TITLE. Sixteen year old Felicia lived with her brother all of her life, moving to the new big city. She struggles to make friends. Making her sophomore year a hard one. Soon, she comes across Jonah. The boy who just wants things to change. He seems perfect, yet people warn her away from the innocent Jonah. Should she listen to the warnings or her beating heart?