Every demon must have their pound of flesh. The Avengers have fallen. The unity that once protected the Earth no longer remains. Fathers and daughters have been torn apart, families are no longer aligned, and darkness looms upon the horizon. For six years the most formidable foe that these broken heroes have ever faced has waited within the Starks' heads and, now, the time of Earth's greatest sacrifices has come. On a mission to collect all six Infinity Stones and those attached to their power, Thanos of Titan plans to destroy the very reality that Lisa Stark, Svetlana Barnes, and Laurie Lang have fought for. In this major crossover conclusion, Earth's greatest defenders fight for not only their sanity and their very own existence but also for the world's. THIS IS NO PLACE TO DIE. COVERS INFINITY WAR and ENDGAME MAJOR CROSSOVER CONCLUSION BOOK 7 in LEGACY series ( COPYRIGHT! - aka - DO NOT STEAL! ) illisius Ⓒ 2018 & , marvel

𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐆𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒 | no mourners, no funerals ━━ sister!brekker season one - ( COPYRIGHT! - aka - DO NOT STEAL! ) illisius Ⓒ 2021 & , shadow and bone

the devil and i get along just fine. 𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗮𝘇𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗶𝗸© (slow burn kaz brekker x fem!OC) cover by: sevenoclock

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Sophie Foster has been with the Black Swan ever since her abilities were triggered at age five. In the ten years since, she has spent her life being trained and prepared as the Moonlark, a weapon to rival the Neverseen's forces. Keefe Sencen has been part of the Neverseen for as long as he can remember. As the product of the Lodestar Initiative, he's meant to see through the Neverseen's plans for elvin society. There's one problem, however. The Moonlark was born to stop him. Literally. Everything changes when Sophie starts attending Foxfire. [cover cred: Joshua Earle]

━━━ ❝ I pity the fool who wants to be a God. ❞ & ━━━ There is enough fire inside you to put all of Hell to shame, but you are pretending to be water, for someone who is too afraid to handle the dragons in your belly. ❪ kaz brekker x oc ❫ six of crows duology, book-based part 1 of the bennett-valentine series © 2020, by calmingss

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Sam is the most promising swordsman among this year’s crop of Paladin trainees...and knows it. Brash, cocky, and unbeatable with a sword (well, almost), Sam is the kingdom of Thule’s best hope against the violence wrought by demons. The only problem is that Sam is really Lady Samantha, daughter of the seventeenth Duke of Haywood, and if her father has his way, she’ll be marrying a Paladin, not becoming one. But Sam has never held much interest in playing damsel-in-distress, and so she rescues herself from a lifetime of boredom and matrimonial drudgery. Pity that Tristan Lyons, the Paladin assigned to train her, is none other than the hero of her childhood. He hasn’t recognized her as Lady Samantha--yet-- but if he does, he’ll take away her sword and send her packing. Sam is not the only trainee hiding secrets: Braeden is a half-demon with a dark past that might be unforgivable. Sam, Braeden and Tristan set out for the western coast, charged with rooting out an infestation of demons that has made the West unlivable. As they travel, they uncover a deep-seated corruption of power that threatens to derail everything they stand for. Rebellion stirs, led by a rival faction of warriors who tempt Sam to join them with an irresistible offer. A war between men is coming, and Sam must pick a side. Will saving the kingdom cost her life -- or just her heart? Reminiscent of Mulan, but with a medieval fantasy twist, Paladin is a tale of adventure, action, and romance.

❝ this is a complicated web, and we're tangled in it. if it's the last thing i'll do on earth . . . i'll make it something good. ❞ - n.r. COVERS SPIDER-MAN : FAR FROM HOME BOOK 3 in PLAN B trilogy BOOK 8 in LEGACY series ( COPYRIGHT! - aka - DO NOT STEAL! ) illisius Ⓒ 2020 & , marvel

❝ how many more jobs... how long will it take... i don't know if i can do it. even if i could forgive myself, this is what I am now. and you'll never know who i was before. my past is my own. ❞ - n.r. COVERS CAPTAIN AMERICA : CIVIL WAR & BLACK WIDOW BOOK 2 in PLAN B trilogy BOOK 6 in LEGACY series ( COPYRIGHT! - aka - DO NOT STEAL! ) illisius Ⓒ 2018 & , marvel