Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

After the events of Blood, Sweat & Tears; Chan just wants a break and time to mourn the death of her aunt. But after saving a Danish boy from bullies, she finds out a grave secret. She isn't the only half-demon child out there. And the angel who was supposed to be watching over her the other half-demon child has been missing for 20 years, and if they can find him, he may just be the key to defeating Lucifer once and for all. (Yes I know once again I named this after a frickin BTS song but damn do they make awesome book titles! Also listen to the Wings album it's amazing.)

Kwan-Yew Stojanović-He's the rich bad boy. But he's admired by all the girls at his school for being incredibly handsome despite being a jerk. Oliver Niemi-Straight A student, knows how to play three instruments, the loner. No notices him excluding his friend Christina. How would two boys so opposite of each other meet, nonetheless fall in love? Well life is weird and that's how things work. Art belongs to rightful owner.

Vuk Nikolic; a lovesick man who would do anything for his friends. Holly Viuu; a mysterious young woman who arrives in town one day with her own mysteries. Kaipo Paoa; a young aspiring hairstylist that has a sour relationship with her parents. Parthenios Selinofoto; a nonbinary bartender who has sensed something was off with Holly the moment they meet her. Desita Abera; a police officer who didn't abid warnings from her friends. Sabine García; a barista who just wants to stay out of drama. Andrew Gaurna; a transgender Aborginal boy who never told his mother about his transition. Emile Choi; a Korean immigrant who just wants to make music. Addison Tayag; a biracial genderfluid nurse who knows more than she let's on. All these people are connected, to Holly, and the mysterious cherry tree on the hill at the edge of town which has a grave, a grave of a spirit who cannot rest peacefully. Five of them won't live to tell the tale.

Guess what happens when the class clown and the bad boy meet? ---------------------------- Melody Ravenson was your average class clown, except a bit more clumsy. She never liked serious. Everyday with her was like a day spent in summer. She was friendly, kind, smart, and most of all clumsy. Alex Brixton was your average bad boy. He seemed to always be serious. The whole school loved and feared him. Everyday with him was like a stormy day waiting for trouble. What happens when Melody accidently spray paints the wrong motorcycle that just happened to be Alex's bike? Read and find out....

-#3 in acrobatics- Prince Danyell is considered the most handsome man in the kingdom and heir to the throne after his brother's unfortunate accident. Qui Ling is the best court jester the kingdom has had in years with his amazing acrobatics and magic tricks. Danyell is engaged to the princess of the Greacaea kingdom, but he got his eyes on someone else, Qui Ling. Warning: This story has LGTB+ content and the main romance is about two men, if you don't like that stuff go read something else.

Alex is the adopted Prince under George Washington and their kingdom is poor but pushing through together. Right under that kingdom, John is next in line for king, though he still has a lot to learn from his father, Henry, who wants him to take the throne, but refuses to tell him anything about how their people are faring. Both are ready for something new. Both are ready to start their own legacy. When these two meet, something new starts in each of them... Yet a war looms in the horizon... One has a past we all know while the other hides some painful memories that may change the course of some actions. ~~~ Warnings: one borderline mature scene(nothing graphic), abuse, some slurs, trauma, depressive thoughts. All have warnings in the chapters(look for 'TW') Cover designed by my friend(you know who you are) so shoutout to them! Holy crab #13 in Lams!!! :O(May2020) #6 in Lams?!?!?!(Aug2021) I'm so done it's #4 in Lams? (Apr2022)

Here you'll find whatever memes I can find about the chaotic children in Hamilton

This story is an entry in the 2019 Watty's --------------------- Chan-hee lived a normal life with her aunt Ha-ri, that is until one faithful day she gets a call from her to leave the country and go to Japan with a boy from her school known as Ye-joon. She then finds out her whole life is a lie and she's actually part demon. Now Chan-hee must find out who killed her mother and why a mysterious man in a red beret is following her. (Yes I named this story after the BTS song some of parts of it was inspired by the music video)