ryan is a merman. shane is an idiot on vacation. romantic shenanigans ensue.

An AU where the first words your soulmate ever tells you are marked on your wrist. And Shane isn't disappointed, because he knows he'll know his soulmate right away, with how unique his words are. After all, not many people greet others by saying, "You're a fucking Sasquatch." *language warning* *originally posted on ao3*

I inject ghouls and spooks into my veins everyday before I start my day

[completed] in which shane is a demon, ryan doesn't know, and shane doesn't want him to know.

Shane Madej is an Olympic ice skater, winning gold every single year since he started when he was sixteen. He was also about twelve feet tall (six-foot-four), and had a smile that could shake the audience and swoon the judges. Ryan Bergara is the first male to go to the Olympics for the uneven bars. He's only twenty and he's got the whole gymnast team relying on him. He's a one-hundred and forty-five pounds, pint-size, father of twenty-seven-year-old Shane Madej because let's face it. He is a troubled teen stuck in a charming, weird, possible bisexual man. Featuring: Other workers of BuzzFeed because OC's takes to much time

"I think I'll wait another year." Shane's in love with Ryan, and will get around to telling him. One of these days.

yeet yeet motherfuckers