"Please fasten your seatbelts and keep your remaining arms and limbs inside the time travel jutsu at all times!" Kurama sang off tune. "KURAMAAAA DON'T DO IT!!! I LITERALLY JUST BECAME HOKAGE!" Naruto screeched from within his mindscape, "AND I FINALLY GOT A VIDEO TUTORIAL OF HOW OROCHIMARU TAKES CARE OF HIS HAIR!" Shikamaru facepalmed. "Konoha is gone. Snap out of it Naruto!" Naruto shook his head in denial. "N-no..." he whimpered as his lip quivered, "THEY ARE ALL HAVING A RAMEN PARTY!!" "Take off in T-minus 9 tails, 8 tails, 7 tails-!" Kurama yodelled. "They are all dead Naruto!!" Shikamaru began slapping him. Naruto blinked, his lip quivered and a screeching sob wobbled out of bus throat. "WAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAh!!!" "-6 tails, 5 tails-!" "Goddamnit Naruto! You freaking invented this jutsu!" "Oh. Right." "-4 tails, 3 tails, 2 tails......HaPpY NeW yEaR!!!!" A blinding light blinded the two remaining ninja and then...! "My name is Sasuke Uchiha and-! "-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" Naruto screamed suddenly as Sasuke began to introduce himself. Kakashi jumped back completely startled at the outburst as Sakura instinctively shrieked.

Being transmigrated into the body of one Uchiha Tajima is not something a 21st-century hikikomori with a bucket full of anxieties appreciates. Furthermore, what do you mean this is not the right way to raise a kid, you damn reincarnator?! 凸(｀⌒'メ)凸 All images used in the book aren't mine, credits to the artists. Naruto isn't owned by me, all rights reserved by Kishimoto Masashi.

Madara slipped away, welcoming the darkness with a small yet blissful smile playing on his lips. Maybe now he could have that drink with Hashirama... He woke up to his long-dead clan's medics fretting over him. All images used in the book aren't mine, credits to the artists. Naruto isn't owned by me, all rights reserved by Kishimoto Masashi.

When Katherine, Tanith and Samantha find nine kittens on their front porch in the middle of nowhere, what will they do? And what if the kittens just happen to be nine psycho murderers from another world? Watch out Earth, because here come the a-CAT-tsuki (Akatsuki)!!!! Dun, Dun, DDDDDUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!O.o

Mei's life was pretty much normal. That is, if you count living alone with her adopted sister miles away from civilization, 'normal'. And to top it all off, the nearest town is home to thugs, rapists, thieves, and many more thing's you really don't want to live close to. So how does this kick ass street fighter of a girl react when the Akatsuki show up on her door step, and as kittens?! And no, I don't own Naruto :(

Dying is weird. Most would think they'd fall asleep and poof! They're where they're supposed to go. Heaven, Hell or Nirvana or something. Others don't know what will happen, but I can guarantee you that they wouldn't think it would be being reborn into an anime character. No siree, I don't think anyone would have been expecting that. 【I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR ANY OF THE ART I USE IN THIS UNLESS STATED】 This is my sad, sad attempt at humor. I'm very sorry for the atrocity you are about to read Cover art made by the lovely @TheCopyCatNin

He isn't the person he seems to be. He has secrets, lies, and dark truths to his soul and real persona. His life isn't as pretty and nice as everyone thought it is, and in fact, it was quite the exact opposite. Uzumaki Naruto, if that is his real name, is one good example. With secrets and tall and thick titanium walls filling his heart, could Konoha even see past his mask? And if death is knocking on his door, would his secrets be exposed to the public? --- REWRITE IS OUT

*characters are Hiro Mashima's* **Story's Plot is by me**

A man, with a hooded cloak and a white scarf, and a flying blue cat were watching the nearby town from a hill on it's outskirts. Rain was pouring down on their heads. The man was watching with dull eyes under his hood, without any emotions, the town in front of him. His last mission didn't go well so he was in a really bad mood. Under his cloak you could see a red bandage on his right arm and some sprays of somebody's other blood, and some old scars. On top of everything it started to rain. He was forced to go to the nearest town to seek for shelter from the rain or the cat would catch a cold. Now he was staying in front of Magnolia. A town full with powerful mages. "This is Magnilolia, huh?" The man spoke. "So here is the place of that guild which is cousing me so much problems and work, and the old geezer is always complaining to me and the other. *sigh* It lookes like we don't have much choice." "Aye sir." The cat said while shivering. "But we can find some medicines to treat your injuries after you lost too much blood and you are too tired too heal them yourself." He said while pointing at the wound on his arm which was again bleeding. The hooded man quickly changed his bandages under his cloak and tightened them. " I'm fine. It's just a scratch." He said without looking at his partner." Let's go. And you know what to do when we go there." He started to walk along the muddy path and not long after his little fella followed him. ......... The guild door burst open letting cold wind and rain drops enter the guild hall. On the door step were standing two dark silhouettes. One big and one really small. "Who are you and what do you want?" The third master's voice exoed through the now quiet guild. ......

ad·ven·ture adˈven(t)SHər,ədˈven(t)SHər/ noun
an unusual and exciting, typically hazardous, experience or activity. Or
engage in hazardous and exciting activity, especially the exploration of unknown territory. Adventure; something a beautiful young girl did everyday of her life. This isn't the end, only the beginning to a beautiful, fun, and daring adventure. What happens when she meets a gloomy boy? Read to find out ;) -------- Started: 1/17/16 Status: Complete Ended: 4/27/16 -------- This is a different story ;) Fairytail belongs to Hiro Mashima. I own the plot.