Blonde Jokes :) if you think they're funny, you can tell them to your friends :)

This is the one and ONLY book where you can read horror stories about Weeaboos! A lot of these stories come from generous contributers around the web. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the creepy horrors that weeaboos do!

She enjoys the passion, the adventures, and mostly the wide range of different types of food. Quinn DeVaux loves getting on the run in searching and learning different types of recipes around the world. If she was given a choice, she would never stop trailing down the road of adventures but as much as she wanted to, she has family and friends to think about back at home. When she decided to fly back to NY, working at one of her family's closest friend's restaurant was the closest to adventure she gets to live in. Lacking of the adventure she's obsessed with, she was dying to get out of her plain jane's life in a matter of time. One Night. One Man. One four course meal. That's all it takes for Quinn to get back onto her adventures of jumping from one restaurant to another restaurant when Paolo Valasquez takes interest in her. When he was determiend to get her, she was determined to get away from him. Both Quinn and Paolo were happy in their circle of lives until the past caught up with the present when an old acquaintance from Quinn's past life came back seeking something from her.

!!!!STORY MOVED TO AMAZON EBOOKS~ ONLY 4 CHAPTERS AVAILABLE!!!!Ellie Coleman comes from the poor side of town. When she becomes best friends with Knox Hendrix, quarterback at Ole Miss and the pride of Stanford her life changes. Used to being ignored by the town and her parents she finds herself opening up to Knox and his family. When Knox has to leave for school he asks her to go with him. Ellie refuses after a talk with his mother that destroys her illusion of her friends acceptance of her. She leaves to make it on her own, sick of her parents and her home town. Four years pass and she fights her way to get a job as an intern at ESPN television, while studying journalism at a local college. When Knox comes to the station for an interview he sees the girl who ran away with his heart. When she sees him she ignores the pain of his betrayal does her job. What happens when she discovers that the thing that kept them apart for four years was a lie? (slowly being edited) :) © All Rights Reserved. 2013. cover done by @KellyLM

[IN BOOKSTORES AND KINDLE UNLIMITED NOW!] What if you were matched with the original love god? --- When Lila goes to the Cupids Matchmaking Service it is to tell them to stop spamming her. Instead she finds out that cupids are real, she has been matched with a dangerous love god, and that he is coming to find her. Soon arrows fly, myths are awoken, and Lila finds herself part of a deadly supernatural war that could cost her her life, and her heart. Perfect for fans of Percy Jackson and the Vampire Diaries. --- THE PUBLISHED VERSION OF CUPID'S MATCH IS OUT NOW! READ IN KINDLE UNLIMITED! Get your copy of Cupid's Match at bit.ly/CupidsMatch or follow the link in my profile!

Just some really cute things boys say. This is mainly for girls but if some boy decides to read, then don't forget to say them to your girl/crush etc.! **Also contains some cheesy pick up lines. Actually, most of them are pick up lines xD

After ten years, Finn Martins returns to Brazil to destroy his enemy, though he didn't count on facing the only woman he's ever loved - his enemy's daughter, Nina Peres. ***** After ten years, Finn Martins is returning to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil as a different man. He's changed his name, his identity, and even his looks. Now Markos Petrakis, a Greek Ruthless Multi-Billionaire World shipping magnate, he's ruthless and feared. He can destroy anyone with just a snap of his fingers, and that's his plan: to destroy his sworn enemy. The man who ruined his life and tore apart his family. The only problem? Getting his revenge would also hurt the only woman he's ever loved - his enemy's daughter, Nina Peres. [[word count: 70,000-80,000 words]] Cover designed by Ashley Santoro

He's only been here for a short while but already the girl with the strange name and violet eyes feels she has a connection with him. Eileenia is an outcast, adrift she feels on her own world of weirdness. She can't help it that she can talk to animals and they could talk back to her. How was this her fault! Still she is bullied and harassed. With noone around to support her she has crept into her own world. Hayden Johnson the new Ambassador to Argonia has to attend his Mum's old school and everyone loves him. All he notices though is the shy girl with the violet eyes who talks to noone but can run like the wind. He tries for six months to get a response from her but nothing. Coming back to school after summer holidays Eileenia is determined to talk to Hayden, to respond to the one person that smiles at her every day. But when he knows about her talent and shows some of his own, should she run and hide or stay and endure? What possible mysteries could keep them from each other?

Kyra was a twenty-one year old young woman, who just finished undergrad school, and was super excited to start law school in September. She was beautiful, vibrant and smart. She was born and raised in America, but Scottish blood ran in her veins. In the summer of 2014, Kyra wanted to visit the country where her ancestors once walked the earth, and she bought herself a ticket to Scotland. Kyra did not know that her fate was already written thousands of years ago, and according to the written prophecies, she was to go back to her homeland, and claim her rightful place as the Princess Druidess, the prophecies never lie, for it is written in stone that she will return. Kyra falls into a time warp and finds herself in the year 1214, and betrothed to a powerfull and handsome warrior, that takes her breath away. Michael was the Prince of the Druids, and cheif to the MacAlister clan, of Castle Lennox of Sterlingshire. Michael was the strongest and most powerful Druid in all of Scotland. He was born to a life of privledge, and bound by ancient laws, he was powerfully arrogant, and feircely sensual, and was loved by all the woman of the land. His life was perfect, until he met his true soulmate, Kyra, and she turned his life upside down. Cheif Douglas Alexander of Bruce Castle Morayshire gifted Prince Michael his daughter, to unite their kingdoms and bring peace once again on their land, but she was a spitfire and untamable, and Michael fought monsters, dark forces and black magic just to claim her heart, and make her his, for he knew that they were destined to be together, and he would stop at nothing to posses her.

In which survival is put through the ultimate test. It is said that the supernatural world was like a thin sheet of glass - for it was far too harmonic; far too fragile for those to wreak havoc upon. Albeit, there was a hybrid that could shatter it with the touch of her finger, with the air of her presence. She was a crack in that glass, threatening to welcome all darkness that crawled from the grim abyss. She didn't ask for this. She didn't ask to be indomitable. She didn't ask to be perfect. And she certainly didn't ask to be hidden for her life sake. But yet she was, being a werewolf-angel, after all. Despite the many odds that are against her, she strives with a strong and unwavering spirit to survive in a world devoid of love. With a secret past, her life remains a true mystery to others. But this was all going to change. Meet Charlotte Taken, and this is her story. (Cover by 17Serenity) (Trailer by niamh1864)