Hi, hi, hello, hello. This is a story about my online friend group being a bunch of weird pirates and the tons of crazy journies that end up we going on. Ricky (me, yes it's supposed to be spelled Ricky instead of Rocky) is Danny DeVito Papatato is Drunk Kermit Red is the tomato man alien thing Piper is the Hawks from MHA except with lipstick on Elmo, who we refer to as Elmo, is Elmo the child mol~ster. So come on, and join the terrifying/confusing/peculiar adventures that we shall go on :)