[This story will become free on NOVEMBER 17th] Saving the life of the infamous rookie pirate, Captain Ruben Kirk, catapults Jessica Red into a sea of magic, jewel heists, and world-saving adventure. ***** After years of watching pirates fighting with the king's navy off the coast of Harvest Island, Jessica Red saves the life of the infamous rookie pirate, Captain Ruben Kirk, and the two become fast friends. Little does she know, Ruben Kirk is only the first of three rookie pirates she'll meet during a whirlwind of sea-faring adventures - but when Jessica learns the corrupt King Mordred has plans to destroy her island home, can she convince them to help her save it? ("The Rookie Pirates" is Book 1 in "The Adventures of Jessica Red" trilogy.) [[word count: 300,000-350,000 words]]

Adam is a billionaire, but he is also secretly a billionaire. Did I mention he's a billionaire? Also he's hiding a dark secret. And then there's Kiera Renesmee Jermagesty McKenna Ricardo Rosa de la Montoya Ramirez, a broke waitress who struggles to feed her cheese stick addiction. What happens when their paths cross? How does one make a sandwich with no bread? Is it sexier to cry in Italian or in Turkish? Was there a table in The Lion King? Did they name the fruit orange after the color orange or did they name the color orange after the fruit orange? Read on to possibly find out. Warning: Reading this book may cause a loss of brain cells. Writing this absolute shitfest of a book caused me to drop at least 50 IQ points. Consider yourselves warned. Cover is by @panickedsociety (Highest ranks: #1 in Parody, #1 in satire, #9 in Humor)

Have you ever read a book about a nerdy boy and a bad girl? Oh, Yes? Well what about a blind nerdy boy and bad girl who meet and slowly fall in love. However, there's a problem with both of their stories, what happens when the unknowns come into their lives and make their dreams turn into nightmares? Read and find out. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ⚠️IN PROCESS OF EDITING⚠️ I apologize for any grammar mistakes, I wrote this years ago, whenever I have the time to edit I promise I will.

Looking at him from across the cafeteria my heart just stops. He bites his lower lip slightly as he reads the following words off of his new book, adjusting his hair from time to time. How can someone you've spent all of high school trying to forget still be the one to hold your heart?.. Stop staring! I look away and my eyes focus on something else... He's still the one I love. After all this time. I can't change that.. But he hates you. I wince at the thoughts coursing through me. You don't know that for sure.. Oh who am I kidding? Of course he hates me. If I was him I'd hate me too. A frown makes its way onto my face. Maybe just one more peek.. I glance back at him only to see his blue eyes no longer on the pages of his book but on me. We lock eyes and everything else disappears for a moment. My brown ones widen in shock. Shit! I try to look away but my eyes stay focused on him, and only him. ..Then something amazing happens.. He smiles. *currently editing some chapters* (This is sort of like the prologue. It is not in the book though. I wrote this so that you all can read it and see what's in store for this book. And I suck at descriptions so this is all I could think of. Also I curse a lot so yeah) (#14 in teen fiction)

A story about a tough jock who's only friend was a girl in a wheelchair. cover made by: @ikigai_armineil (thank you!)

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

─── 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳, 𝘪 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘳 ❦

"ɪ'ᴅ ᴇᴀᴛ ᴀ ʙɪʟʟɪᴏɴ ᴘɪᴄᴋʟᴇꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ." "ᴛᴜɴᴀ ᴍᴀʏᴏ?" "...ᴏɴ ꜱᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ, ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ɴᴏᴛ. ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴏɴᴇ, ᴛʜᴇɴ. ɪ'ᴅ ᴇᴀᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴘɪᴄᴋʟᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ."

ɢᴇᴛᴏ ꜱᴜɢᴜʀᴜ x ꜰᴇᴍ! ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ x ɢᴏᴊᴏ ꜱᴀᴛᴏʀᴜ (ꜱʟɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴀɴᴀᴍɪ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ) ꜱᴛʀᴏɴɢᴇꜱᴛ /ꜱᴛʀⱰŊ/ 1. ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴏᴠᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴠʏ ᴡᴇɪɢʜᴛꜱ ᴏʀ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴏʀᴍ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴘʜʏꜱɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴅᴇᴍᴀɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴛᴀꜱᴋꜱ. "ꜱʜᴇ ᴄᴜᴛ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ɪᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴇʀ ꜱᴛʀᴏɴɢ ᴀʀᴍꜱ" -------- "ᴅᴏᴇꜱ ɪᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ? ᴡᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛʀᴏɴɢᴇꜱᴛ." ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ, ʙʟᴇꜱꜱᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀᴠᴇɴʟʏ ʀᴇꜱᴛʀɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘʀᴏᴠɪᴅᴇꜱ ʜᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɪᴍᴍᴇɴꜱᴇ ᴘʜʏꜱɪᴄᴀʟ ꜱᴛʀᴇɴɢᴛʜ, ʟᴇᴀʀɴꜱ ᴛᴏ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴀʟᴏɴɢꜱɪᴅᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜʀꜱᴇᴅ. -------- ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ: ᴊᴜʟʏ 18ᴛʜ 2023