This is just a whole book filled with events, jokes and incidents that every Nigerian person and African person will understand. Note: I do not own any of the Jokes or pictures. I have simply compiled them. Thanks

"Following these traditional good girl ways, I learnt to cook, clean and sweep at the age of 8. Today I am 16 year old and all I do is cook, clean and sweep, preparing myself for the days when I turn 21 and cook, clean and sweep for eternity while my husband-the doctor/lawyer/engineer/rich man/ Igbo to the core-goes about his daily business making money to provide for me and my 4 children who will be First In All Their Classes." Ifeoma Asika is an 18-year-old girl from Lagos, born into Nigerian Elite. She is First In All Her Classes (as she was born to parents who were First In All Her Classes), beautiful and talented. She speaks fluent Igbo and drives around in tinted Range Rovers, unaware of the evils that lurk. Cynical and world-weary, she dreams of a life untouched by Nigerian values and Marriage. She lives a repeated life of school, housework and church desperate for a chance to do something different. Then comes Bankole. He's unlike anyone she has ever met. He is the tall muscular son of her father's new employee. With his close-shaven head, rapid-fire Yoruba, his free spirit, he is a light at the end of the tunnel. When-in a series of unfortunate events-she finds herself pregnant, disowned, expelled and in debt to the local dibia, she seeks the help of Bankole in which they find the one thing they have both been looking for. #weneeddiversebooks

*Just a disclaimer, I wrote this when I was very young and had absolutely no writing skills at all so read at your own discretion. My newer works are more developed and have maturer writing. Angelina 'Scout' Nopiao a world famous model. She models for Victoria's Secret, Christopher Kane, Givenchy, she's even the face for Versace and she's even wrote a cook book to add to her growing fame and only at the age of nineteen. Neymar Jr is a talented footballer. Playing for his country Brazil and being apart FC Barcelona. Even though he has made mistakes, like going out partying and getting really drunk or getting a girl pregnant at the young age of nineteen. Now twenty two Neymar is loved not only by his country, but by the world. When Scout is dragged to a Barcelona game by her friend who is dating a player from Barcelona, this is when the two meet. At first Scout can't even stand Neymar's attitude, but as they hang about more they soon become friends. But as times change and so do people. Neymar will have to deal with the pressures of football and Scout will now have to deal with being labelled as a Wag.