Paul Blart bloods sugar drops. Its up to Apple and I to save him.

paul blart just a little hufflepuff meets a mysterious slytherion named voldermort and he wants to know more (this is all a joke btw)

Paul is working at the mall with extreme boredom until the hero of Manhattan decides to go to the local mall

After a shift in the daily MUGA line up, Paul Blart stumbles upon a magical blue conduct card which grants him unseen greatness..

paul blart learns about minions in his adventurous day as a mall cop

just. let it happen

This is the dankest stuff you will see in 2018

My name is Paul Blart. I'm a detective for the NYPD. I've been a detective for thirty years, after many years as a mall cop, and in that thirty years there is only one case that still keeps me up at night. the one direction case.

If this makes you feel good too, leave a like. This is my first fanfic, so please be understanding. I'm gonna finish the rest of the story when I'm ready.