skeppy is invited to stay with technoblade at his grandparent's ranch in the middle of nowhere for a week. There's no signal there and the wifi sucks. It's cold, it's muddy, and the nearest chipotle is like an hour drive away. Join two idiots and their great week-long adventure of being as dumb as possible before Zak has to go back to Florida. + + dumb gays do dumb things - a story + +

What happens when Zak and Dave are on a walk in the park and Zak is offered a drink that causes you to fall in love with the first person you lay eyes on, and Zak first sees Dave? Dave, who recognized the drink, immediately figured out what had happened. Zak could deny it all he wanted, but it would never work. Is it possible, that perhaps trying to find an actual cure for Zak, Dave falls for him? if anything is incorrect, i sincerely apologize. im kind of new :,)

✨𝐴 𝐹𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑠𝑦 𝐴𝑈✨ In times of old, there was a ruthless king named Dave. He was so skilled with a blade that he was nicknamed by the locals, Technoblade. His best friend, King Zak of the Adamas, was crafty and swift, using his unassuming but powerful wooden axe to shake the earth to its core. Zak and Dave were the strongest duo. The two warriors were inseparable, and rumors were made that the two were secretly in love. That rumor was not far off. They were perfect. Until Zak was kidnapped. To find him, Technoblade fought friend and foe, striking a deal with an ancient deity to sacrifice his friends to get his lover back. He called it...Blood for the Blood God. (Cover art is not mine, I only added the words. I do not force this relationship into these people, this is merely for entertainment. This does not suggest these people's sexualities, nor their actual partner. If you don't like these ships, you don't have to read it. If this makes the people in the book uncomfortable, I will delete it. Note that I am not shipping the real people, only their online personas. I merely use their real names for a more medivally/real life vibe. Go subscribe to those muffins on YouTube <3) WARNINGS: Strong language Homophobia Depression/Self Harm/Suicide Blood/Gore No smut on our holy Christian Minecraft server, though there will be dirty jokes and sexual implications Upload schedule is shit so don't expect much of me

Zak felt like someone was watching him. Not in a bad way. Something was there, He wants to find it.

being a youtuber means being online, right? - lil twt fic of my favs! and because skepnoblade is the cutest