(Maniggy) When Brian formed a new band "finding a best friend" wasn't on his list of priorities. But neither was "over-the-pants handjobs" or "platonic makeout sessions", so maybe he should consider Jeordie a blessing rather than a hindrance. What are two, young, asshole-ish band members in Fort Lauderdale, Florida to do? Probably cause some trouble. Or... A homosexual retelling of the events described in Manson's biography, from the point of he and Jeordie meeting to the two becoming bandmates.