Teaser for the sequel of Canine Cyborg Boyfriend, which ranked at an impressive #552 in tentacles on Wattpad! Vampire Alien Ex-Boyfriend centers around the mystical town of Stars Fall and all of its quirky towns folk. It's Christmas time and everything in Stars Fall is not what it seems. A strange new man, Luca, has arrived who seems to leave nothing but chaos in his wake. Luca is the type of man who always gets what he wants, but what is it about Stars Fall that he wants most? It's a certain tattoo parlor owner named Cindy. With the help of her new friends, can Cindy stop Luca before he destroys her life and everyone she loves? A break-up, passionate smut scenes, more tentacles than you can count, two murders, and a kiss between two people who were once enemies... Did I mention a vampire? Stay tuned!

The townspeople of Stars Fall don't have an explanation for why odd events occur in their sleepy town. For the most part, they do their best to ignore it and lead normal lives filled with unlikely romance, early morning coffee runs, and chili cook-off festivals. All that changes when a little dog named Barkly looks up to the heavens and wishes on a shooting star. His wish? To become a real man, a man worthy enough for a tattoo parlor owner, Cindy, whom he has fallen in love with. A newcomer named Ben arrives to town with a dog-like loyal, carefree demeanor, the robotic muscle to fight an otherworldly tentacle monster, and eyes only for Cindy. He manages to score a job at the next door flower shop and even make new friends. Soon Ben becomes entangled with a cast of quirky townsfolk as his quest to win Cindy's heart unravels the mystery of why Stars Fall is full of magic.

Danny Gonzales moves in with his best friend and secret crush Drew gooden after his gf died in afganistan going to war and then one night drew gets drunk and then....find out!!!

Thursday Plurbonym Boyporridge is a long Furby created by STRANGE ÆONS. He is an absolute god, so I made him a bible.

A glimmering river. A dreaded curse. What happens when Dipper Pines decides to visit it? this isn't billdip. that ship is predatory and disgusting so don't associate my story with it please

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Taurus John idolizes Jenny Nicholson and would do anything to hang out with her. A big wave inexplicably brings them together. An accident happens, a self-insert character is introduced and a hot celebrity washes ashore. Parody of Trapped in a Island with Josh Hutcherson

Angelina is a mouse. Thomas is a train. Can they ever be?

*COMPLETED* During his AP Biology class, Alan is presented with an unexpected request: a talking bullfrog is desperately asking him for a kiss. To his surprise, that talking bullfrog turns out to be Daniel, his crush of 5 years. *Awarded First Place in The Totally Rad Writing Contests of @OminouslyAnonymous for the prompt "Fairy Tale Twist." Book cover art by @OminouslyAnonymous Ranking History as of 11-3-2022: Most Impressive Ranking #3 in gay out of 368K stories Other Rankings as of 11-3-2022 # 1 bxb out of 92.2K stories # 74 highschool out of 303K stories # 87 lgbt out of 349K stories # 120 boyxboy out of 296K stories # 305 teen out of 375K stories # 314 comedy out of 175K stories # 42 gayromance out of 20.4K stories # 415 supernatural out of 177K stories # 629 teenfiction out of 255K stories # 63 gayfiction out of 22K stories # 40 comedy-romance out of 12K stories # 45 malexmale out of 13K stories # 55 lgbtlove out of 14.1K stories # 133 bxblove out of 22.9K stories # 152 lgbtfiction out of 24.9K stories # 1 fairytaletwist out of 58 stories # 1 ominouslyanonymous out of 11 stories

Abby has no idea what she's getting into when she adopts Henry from the local animal shelter. The dog is crazy smart. And a little creepy with how much he seems to understand. Henry is so confused. He remembers being a man, and doing manly things. Like buying socks. But here he is, covered in fur, and wagging an unfamiliar tail in this apartment belonging to a kind but scattered woman. What's a slobbering dog-man supposed to do? This is a story I wrote years ago, when a friend said, "You should write a story about a man who turns into a dog!" I said, "Uhh... okay." And then this story was born. I'm open to any and all feedback! Photo credit: This is my friend's actual dog, Kya.