your crackhead mom sold you to buy juul pods, and your new owner is god herself.

Tbh my otp ;)

A tragic tale of the adventures of Lightbulb Headass.

Angelina is a mouse. Thomas is a train. Can they ever be?

Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.

You know it is is Cannon.

Cake.

wut will hapen win big butt and Elmo find out that thy be soul matts?

First of all. Why were you searching this. Second, this is gonna be a weird story, so now is your chance to back out.

bae