Have you ever felt like your stomach was about to explode, expanding so much that it hurt to even walk? Well, if you have felt like that it, it might have been because you needed to go the bathroom, pronto! So that's what I did, I went into the crappy bathroom of McDonald's moaning like a blood thirsty zombie only for it to change my whole life drastically. And no, a magical baby didn't come out of me... though I wish it did because that's sure as hell a lot better than what I got.