"What's up with this weird book you guys always share?" "It's not weird, jerk." (no smut) Rodrick Heffley x female!reader

❝ there's something dark hanging over my head, i'm seventeen, don't hold your breath. ❞ ⋆ ⋆ ⋆ inspired by songs about being seventeen and my endless desire for a perfect teen romance; in other words, i wrote a cliché, stereotypical, cheesy rodrick heffley x reader fanfiction because i love self-indulgence :-) © SM0KESIGNALS, 2020 (started april 19 ➢ completed september 1)

✗ he thought he was the most badass teenager. that was the case until she moved in across the street. join the movement y'all: #notmyrodrick note: i have no idea why i wrote this but i was bored so enjoy.

new tweet from @loadedrodrick! @giselleaoki has my heart based off the song come my way by housecall :) better go listen to them

•SHORT STORY• COMPLETED• Carson moves to Plainview for her fathers new job. She soon finds out her new neighbors are the Heffley's and they have a sarcastic amateur drummer son named Rodrick. Will they get along? Or will their polar opposite personalities keep them separated? i made this because we need more rodrick right now #notmyrodrick

"𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐚 𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞?" a rodrick heffley fanfiction [𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗉𝗅𝖾𝗍𝖾𝖽 ✔︎] lowercase intended luciddols© 2020

in which they hate each other, but can't get enough of each other

Eulalia O Fontaine had been plagued with misfortune since the day she was born. Being the first ever Shadow Witch in her long family line of Light Practitioning Mages, her life has always had an abundance of unrest and everything nefarious. Considering her reputation for attracting trouble, it was no surprise when the class golden-boy accidentally involved her in his own troubles with the wicked. Somebody was releasing Hell demons into her school, and of course, she found herself plagued with the problem of stopping them. With the help of her natural enemy, Eulalia finds herself in a race against time. While trying to outsmart fate itself, in order to keep her world safe from dark powers, Eulalia is faced with the realization that her life will never be the same again.

dream x reader!! "shit that's the boss of the most dangerous gang" she mutters under her breath there's smut🙄 AYO #1 in xreader WTF #1 in minecraft WTF #1 in dreamteam WTF #1 in live WTF #1 in twitch WTF. #2 in dreamxreader #2 in dreamwastakenxreader #3 in dreamwastaken #3 in dream

(discontinued) ❝𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐊𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐝❞ 𝐈𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐓𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐚 𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫. ❝𝐓𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐢𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐫 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡...❞ ❨𝐓𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐭 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫❩ (𝐒𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚/𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐟𝐟) 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠: 𝐈𝐧𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐏.𝐬 : 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬(𝐞𝐬) 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐨 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨 𝐚𝐦 𝐈! ___________________