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Read "A Minecraft Story" in Porkchops' point of view! CAUTION- Read "A Minecraft Story" up to the end of Chapter 12 first. Porkchops is no ordinary pig. His smelling sense is stronger than any other pig's. But when he meets a 'normal' guy named Steve, his world gets turned upside down! Basic Minecraft knowledge is recommended for reading this book. Also check out my other books! I do not own Minecraft or any of the aspects or mobs of it. I also do not own Steve or Mojang. All of the other characters are of my own creation.

Going through my pictures, I went to the one that I had just taken, and the phone slowly slipped out of my grasp. What had escaped my notice before is that the couch I had taken the picture on was against a window, which showed the backyard of the house. But in this picture, it wasn't an empty backyard. No, behind my smiling face was another one, outside the window. It was his face. Covered with a black ski mask, watching me. *** All 19-year-old Layna wanted to do was forget about the guy that broke her heart, and move on with her new boyfriend Brian. But instead, she unwittingly attracted the attention of a stalker. Someone who had been watching her every move for a month, plotting and planning for the perfect moment when he could take her. What Layna never would have expected was that when he finally kidnaps her, she would have to undergo "The Test". The Test that the girls before her had gone through. The one they failed, and payed heavily for. Will she pass The Test or will she die like the others?

Lenora did not have a wonderful life. After her engagement to Prince Ronan is broken, she loses everything... her reputation, her home, and her family. Starving on the streets, she dies angry and bitter at how her life unfolded... Only to wake up in her old bed, fifteen again, five years before she died. Now she must struggle to change her fate, and the fate of those around her. This time she won't trust in something as flimsy or changeable as love. No, this time she'll have the power and the money to protect herself. Lenora has already lost everything once. She's not going to lose again. No matter what the cost. (Cover submitted by @QueenHelmer)

These are just some funny jokes I found on the Internet- I repeat, FOUND on the INTERNET so, I might have the same joke you have in your book or a joke you've heard before so don't point that out and say that I'm "copying" because I am indeed copying as I have absolutely no sense of humour of my own... ENJOY! Highest- #25 in humour #174 in random

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