jokes, imagines, and tumblr posts about the 5 seconds of summer boys and their fans •credit to whoever wrote these•

Ang dagat, Minsan kalamado. Minsan maalon. Hindi mo ito matatantya kung hindi mo pag-aaralang mabuti ang mga alon nito. Parang buhay. Hindi mo mababasa kung ano ang nasa hinaharap. At lalong hindi mo mababago ang bagay na nangyari na. Ang meron ka lang ay ang kasalukuyan. Matuto kang tanggapin kung ano ang dapat tanggapin. Pasalamatan ang dapat pasalamatan. Maging masaya habang may pagkakataon ka. At patuloy na pag-aralan ang pabago-bagong takbo ng buhay.

Nananahimik siyang nagtatrabaho sa Canada as an architect when he received a letter from the Philippines, a copy of his Lola's Last Will and Testament. Ubod naman kasi ito ng yaman at ang Mama niya ang nag-iisang anak, so obviously, sa Mama niya lahat mapupunta ang kayamanan, ang problema, may isang weird na kondisyon ang Lola niya. HE should get married! Tama bang pati siya ay madamay sa trip nito bago mamatay? Eh siya lang naman ang paborito nitong apo. Makukuha lamang raw ng Mama niya ang lahat ng mamanahin nito kung mag-aasawa siya. Wala namang problema sana di ba? Kaso, kailangan niyang mag-asawa within a month! kailangan niyang mag-asawa ng BABAE, isang mujer! At may isa pang napakalaking problema, kailangan nilang magkaanak within a year. Nakalimutan kong sabihing si Elvin, hindi babae ang gusto. Isa siyang lalaki na gusto ang kapwa lalaki. Ang gulo ba? PEro paano kung ang isang Beki ay main-love ng tuluyan sa isang babae? Paano kaya ang sitwasyon When a Beki Falls In-love! Posted: April 27, 2014 End:

He was a prince. She was a guard. When Isandra's past catches up with her, her job of protecting the royals gets harder and protecting herself in the process was near impossible. Her duty was to him and the throne he would be sitting on, but things get a bit out of hand when she gets assigned to be a royal guard. Men from the past, needed to stay in the past.

Cli·ché: a phrase or opinion that is overused and betrays a lack of original thought. Meet Pepper Ballard. Independent, single, and sarcastic as hell. Pepper fights her own battles with pride and is officially #done with clichés. Unshaven werewolves, pale vampires, flawless and talented female vampire hunters who instantly fall in love with the enemy even though they want to kill the hunter's entire family... Please, give her a break. The more Pepper tries to avoid these nauseating clichés and destroy them, the further she is dragged into a dark, supernatural world that is her own virtual worst nightmare. A world that includes a bunch of sexy, mysterious, and dangerous men lurking around every corner... Wait...what's the definition of "nightmare" again? * * * My writing page! Please join! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kat-aka-katrocks247-from-Wattpad/208740202517075

Now a series by Mediacorp. Watch the episodes anywhere in world on meWATCH's Youtube channel. Keeley accidentally swaps cell phones with a rivaling high school's star quarterback. Unable to switch back until a week later, she must interact with the arrogant boy, passing along texts and voicemails. As she gets to know him better, she realizes there's more to him than sexual innuendos and egotistical comments. But when identities are revealed and secrets are exposed, will Keeley's feelings remain? Available in bookstores now! Look for it under its new title, TEXTROVERT.

When 17 year old Harley finds herself jobless, she needs a new job-- and quick. Her uncle comes to her house with a job offer. For her to become a teacher at his school. A school for delinquents. Watty Awards 2010 Winner of Best Overall, Best Romance, Best Female Lead, and Best Cast!

humor #01 & teen fic #02 Alyssa Taylor is famous, well famous on Youtube, that is. Doing covers of popular songs and her sassy personality has gotten her from a small town in Northern California to the big city in Southern California. That isn't enough though, for Alyssa is striving for one thing: to make it in the music industry on her own. Meet Ryan Fox, singer-songwriter, notorious playboy, party-goer, and major teen heartthrob. Being a world famous star couldn't be easier with money coming from the trees and girls flinging their bodies at him. But one day the two meet, resulting in an array of misadventures between the two. The only question now is who becomes starstruck first?

Raised by her witch Grandmother deep in the forest, Skyler has lived a friendless life of isolation and magic. Her fortunes change when she accidentally binds herself to the powerful demon known as Rayne. This former Prince of Hell is inexplicably drawn towards Skyler and finds himself determined to protect her. Skyler on the other hand has no desire to spend the rest of eternity bound to evil. However when her lonely world is plunged into danger as ancient prophecies, assassins, werewolves and army of demons invade her life, the only thing that stands between Skyler and death is Rayne. This is the third book in the The Imperial Vampire Court Saga.

Emma van der Bilt is clever, snarky, and spoiled rotten. William Knight is cocky, impatient, and slightly dimwitted. So how exactly did Will manage to kidnap Emma and her best friend twice and live to talk about it? *** "What the hell-" I screeched. "Good morning, sunshine." I looked up in alarm and saw the smirking face of my kidnapper. His face would have made me a lot angrier had it not been terribly swollen, thanks to yours truly. "I'd say good morning, but judging by the boner on your face, I'd say you weren't having such a good morning." His self-satisfied smirk fell almost instantly, and his partner-in-crime laughed out loud from the driver's seat. "Actually," he said, "I'm having a pretty good morning. My luck's about to change. You wanna know why?" I didn't answer. "I'll tell you why. I've successfully kidnapped the daughter of one of the richest men in the country." "Don't start counting your lucky stars just yet. This isn't over yet," I snapped. "Isn't it?" he asked, raising the eyebrow above his good eye. His other one remained in a permanent squint, and it made it kind of hard to take him seriously. "I'm not the one who's naked and tied up in a stranger's back seat." I glanced down at myself and noticed for the first time that I was in my bra and panties. Honestly, I was kind of relieved. When he'd said "naked," I'd assumed he meant birthday-suit naked, not half-naked. *** Warning: Rated PG-13 for sexual content and language. Mostly language. I have a colorful vocabulary.