My Immortal: widely regarded as the worst piece of fanfiction ever written, EVER! But we here at StorySins weren't happy with that assumption, and so we decided to test it! Here are the results. No spelling mistake goes unpunished. No assault to the reader's basic human decency goes un-snarked at. So come on and join Harry Potter, Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way, Professor Snap [sic] and all your old favorites for EVERYTHING Wrong With My Immortal.

How To Be The Best Third Wheel is now published as a Paperback & E-book by Wattpad Books! As a Wattpad reader, you can also now access the Original Edition for free and the Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase. It's the last year of high school, and everything has changed . . . ***** After a summer spent in the Philippines, Lara Dela Cruz is eager to start her senior year and, most importantly, reunite with her three besties. But what she did not expect was to show up on the first day of school to all three of her friends now in relationships. Fighting for their attention, catching some new and confusing feelings for long-time frenemy James, and wading through the pressures of post-high-school plans all have Lara reeling. And to make matters worse, Lara's beautiful and untrustworthy cousin conveniently appears and wiggles her way right between her and James' budding relationship. Feeling like a third wheel in more ways than one, Lara must learn to accept that change is inevitable, love is complicated, and being the odd one out is sometimes where inner power is found. [[Word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Cover design by Jill Caldwell Wattys 2020 YA fiction Winner Wattpad Books Prize Winner

Es handelt von Dingen, wo man sich so denkt. Girl. What the fuck?

[Information!] Dieses Buch wird nur so lange hier bestehen bleiben, wie die Neuarbeitung "Ich bin reich, ich darf das" noch nicht erarbeitet ist. Dieses Buch stammt von mir als Vierzehnjähriger und wurde innerhalb eines Monats für meine Schulklasse geschrieben. Vier Jahre später möchte ich denen eine Neuerarbeitung bieten können. Ich empfehle dieses Buch dennoch an alle, die platten, trockenen oder willkürlichen Humor mögen. Bern, Schweden - ich meine Schweiz. Ivan Stenner ist jung und bestens darauf getrimmt, ein Geschäftsmann zu sein, wie ihn die Welt braucht, wenn er eines Tages das Bankenimperium seines Vaters übernimmt. Der sieht das allerdings nicht so. Beat Stenner schickt seinen Sohn nach Russland, zu einem Oligarchen. Dieser ist nicht nur in Ivans Alter, sondern teilt auch noch dessen Vornamen. Ivan Dlinyyvirow ist in Beats Augen der perfekte Mann, um seinen Sohn das nötige Know-How beizubringen, wie man ein Vermögen verwaltet und gewissenhaft ausbaut. Nach dem Aufeinandertreffen in St. Petersburg, wo Dlinyyvirow wie ein Zar hausiert, wird jedoch schnell das Gegenteil der Fall: Was Stenner dazulernt ist das Jungsein, das er in seiner strengen Erziehung zum Geschäftsmann nie erfahren hatte. Als Dlinyyvirows Kumpel Alexandre Limont zu einer Weltreise einlädt ist es die perfekte Gelegenheit für Stenner, einmal so richtig die Sau rauszulassen und seinen Geschäftsmann im Zaum zu halten, bevor er zurück nach Bern kehren soll. Junge Männer mit viel Geld, was kann schon schief gehen? Viel. Sehr viel. Denn dem bunten Pack aus der obersten Bourgeoisie folgt ein Auftragsmörder. --------------------------- Ein Gewinner des Golden Book Awards von ala_nea

[Pausiert] In diesem Buch werde ich mein altes Tagebuch aus der Grundschule Stück für Stück analysieren, kommentieren und auseinandernehmen!

|| Second Book! Can not be read as a stand-alone || Read The Secrets Of Finnley first! "Be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your soul on fire." After getting in a lot of trouble, Cristian tried to pick up his carefree life again. He focusses on everyday things in life, graduating high school and hanging around with a handful of trustworthy and close friends. Putting his love life on hold for a while, he decides to simply focus on school and friends for the time being; and adjusting to college life. That all changes at the first party of the school year, held to welcome all students in the city. Cristian tries not to get involved in Stan's plans to seduce his new love-interest, not to end up drunk and to overall just have a good time with his friends. But as if faith wants to play a game with him, he walks into the one person he was hoping to never see again; Finnley. One heated kiss, a weird text in the morning and the past catching up with him, and his life is back to being a mess. A meeting with an old friend and a short trip back to his hometown causes his carefree attitude to crumble down, dragging him back into the state of fear and most of all, causing him to start searching for answers to questions that have been left unanswered for months.

--Six time award winning novel by June D. Silver- "Hidden truths are unspoken lies" As a straight A student, Finnley never got himself into trouble. He goes to school, runs track, hangs out with his two best friends Cristian and Emma and studies; a lot. That is until Cristian decides it's time for Finnley to go out and party for once. They end up in a club and while Cristian is focused on the girl of his dreams, Finnley disappears into the crowd. By the time the night ends, Cristian has been arrested for getting into a fight and caught for underage drinking. The next morning, after getting out, he finds out Finnley never came home. As Cristian starts his search for Finnley, he finds out Finnley kept a lot hidden from him and he starts wondering; did he know Finnley as well as he thought he did? And exactly how important was Finnley to him?

❝ 𝑈𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑖𝑡 𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝐴𝑏𝑤𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑡 𝑑𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑒𝑟 𝑊𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒 𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑚𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑒 𝐴𝑛𝑡𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑡. ❞ ‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵ [ 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐘𝐒 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟖 𝐆𝐄𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐑] [ 𝐝𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐞 -𝐚𝐮𝐟 𝐰𝐚𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐧 𝐁𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐛𝐞𝐧𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞- 𝐆𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐭𝐞 𝐟ü𝐫 𝐣𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐧, 𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐧 𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐦𝐚𝐥 𝐁𝐞𝐤𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐭𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐦𝐢𝐭 𝐮𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐰𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐞𝐛𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐭 ] ‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵ 𝟏𝟏.𝟎𝟗.𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟖 #𝟏 𝐢𝐧 𝐊𝐮𝐫𝐳𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐧

Jeder kennt diese Deppen, über die man sich stundenlang drüber aufregen könnte- was ich dann auch tatsächlich tue. Und an all diese Pisser da draußen: fuck y'all | Momentan etwas unstrukturiert, da es korrigiert wird | Inspiriert durch "Ich hasse Menschen" von @peacholetta |

Die Welt ist böse. Und sie regt auf. Das kriege ich jeden Tag schmerzlich zu spüren. Manche Dinge lösen den Wunsch in mir aus, meinen Kopf dauerhaft gegen den Bildschirm zu hauen. Und über solche Dinge wollen wir uns hier aufregen. Und wie Carlotta aus dem Roman ,Mauerblümchen' so schön sagt: Ciao, ciao!