The Lorax has had enough of the Once-Ler's greed and nasty behavior. A portion of the forest has already been cut down and the river is starting to be polluted. He needs to think of something and fast! Then he gets an idea. He's going to split the Once-Ler into two separate people. Hopefully that will help create a solution to the problem. I'M NOT SHIPPING THEM IN THIS ONE!!!! THEY'RE ADVERSARIES WITH DIFFERENT ENDGAMES IN MIND!!!

uh. if anyone sees this this is a joke 🤨 I sincerely apologize if anyone does see this though😨

A young man, chosen by a superstar. the Onceler himself.

This is a cursed fanfic. Don't target me. I think the joke originated on Twitter.. Art by @stx.png_ on Instagram. OTP 🥰💖 hashtags #5 Onceler • January 2nd, 2021

This is just crackhead energy the fanfic. Have fun. Yes I am shipping the fandom traffic light.

onceler falls underground... sans ain't prepared to show him a bad time.