If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

There is only one happiness in this life - to love and to be loved. Pero sa kaso ni Sandra, siya lang ang may kakayahan magmahal. *** Having a voluptuous kind of body is a struggle for her. It's always the reason why men can't like her. Na para bang kapag mataba ang isang tao, wala ng karapatan mahalin at seryosohin. Hindi kaya siya mataba. malaki lang ang braso at hita niya! She's about to lose hope and accept her fate that she'll grow old alone. No husband, no kids, no sex life. Handa na siyang tanggapin na sa home for the aged na lang siya tatanda. Pero hindi ata iyon ang plano ng langit para sa kanya. Bigla na lang siya nagising isang umaga sa hindi pamilyar na kwarto, hindi pamilyar na kama, katabi ang Isang matipuno at hubad na lalaki. At ang mas nagpawindang pa lalo sa kanya, maging siya ay hubo't-hubad rin! Dios ko! Nasa langit na ba siya?