- Я боюсь. - Прости. - Я не тебя боюсь. Я боюсь потерять тебя.

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

[TAMAMLANDI] 00:00'da, Külkedisi büyük merdivenin mermer basamaklarında bir cam ayakkabı bırakarak prensinden kaçmıştı. Gece 00:00'da, ben de ondan kaçtım. Ancak Külkedisi'nin aksine, arkamda bir iz dahi bırakmadım.