"Here's the deal; you tour with us all over the world, for free, we pay you, you get your pleasure. But you can't let anyone know that you're here. Got it?" "Got it." Calum was a world-renowned rock star. Maely was just another groupie. Copyright 2017 @ cahkedup

A killer, a princess, a junkie, and a psycho walk into a bar...

"Help me..." "Holy shit balls" That story in which Michael Ashton and Calum haunts the house Luke lives in Warning: swear words gay content polygamy slight gore READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!

In a world where everyone was a dominant or a submissive and everyone had an assigned soulmate, Ashton was remarkably unsure of himself. Nothing is going as he planned and his soulmate, Calum, is, to put it simply, not who he expected. Michael is Calum's best friend and an all round terrible example when it comes to navigating relationships. Calum's assistant Maggie, along with her soulmate Carla, seem to be the only ones who do understand how a relationship is supposed to work. Are they the only people can put those around them at ease? [Hit #1 in Cashton on 08/12/2019] [COMPLETED 05/04/2020] [Hit #1 in Muke on 01/05/2020]

The flowers that grew inside of Calum's body were beautiful petals of gentle lilac and playful gold, but he couldn't breathe with them inside his lungs. There was two solutions: make his lover reciprocate his feelings or to cut the plants out of his body and forget about that person forever, and there was no way in hell he would want to forget him so it left him with just one choice. The problem was Ashton wasn't gay, so what could he do?

"What's asexual even mean? Do you just jerk off a lot?" "What? No, absolutely not," Or the one where Calum's asexual and no one really understands it.

"I'm, uh, yeah. A boy, I guess. I'm a boy." "Okay but you still like cock though, right?" Or the one where Michael's trans and the others are only worried about his lack of transition and whether or not he still likes them.

There's a small ding and a burst of static on the overhead PA system at Walmart, and then, "Could the four teenage boys in the baby department please stop climbing in the cribs to "test them out?"" Or the one where Calum and Ashton are both assholes and then Ashton gets pregnant.

Just a little bit of smut about our favourite boys from an Australian band called 5 Seconds of Summer. All stories are written by me. ✌🏽 These are mostly bxb but there will be some straight smut worked in as well.

❝i wish our lives could be normal for once.❞ ❝i guess. but if our lives were normal, where would all the fun be?❞ - copyright - kingfranta 2015