"The Importance of Being Earnest, A Trivial Comedy for Serious People" is a farcical comedy in which the protagonists maintain fictitious personæ in order to escape burdensome social obligations.

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible." Now Complete!

Lavender and Parvarti have been teasing Hermione constantly about how she'd never been kissed or even had a boyfriend. After calling Hermione a prude one day, Lavender dares Hermione to kiss the next person that enters the hall.

The war hero, Hermione Granger, breaks up with her long term boyfriend, Ron Weasley after learning that he cheated on her after a long night of drinking. Hermione grew tired of Ron's ways and said goodbye to the past. She moves into an apartment across from Draco Malfoy, the two of them put the past behind them and grow close. But does the rise of a new threat tear them part? Do the former archenemies fall for each other? Does Draco fall for the girl across the corridor? Completed! Started: June 2016 Finished: May 2017 {Highest ranking #26 in fan-fiction} Featured on @WattpadPotterverse Disclaimer: I don't own the characters