you and ronald have some kinky sexy times[intense]

First of all. Why were you searching this. Second, this is gonna be a weird story, so now is your chance to back out.

getting the McD #1 in ronaldmcdonald

he's mcback.

Late nights at the bar are a frequent activity for you, and stumbling into your local McDonalds with a hunger for nuggets is normally how you finish the drunken night alone. But when Ronald shows up to interrupt your routine, it leaves you craving a different type of snack to end the night with.