Fifty years ago, werewolves made themselves known to the human world. The humans took it surprisingly well, or so we thought. It took them twenty-five years to build an army to attack us. It took them another fifteen years to exterminate or enslave almost ninety-five percent of the packs in North America. If you're not killed, you're either sent to a lab for genetic testing to figure out what we are, or you're sent to someone to command you. In the last ten years, I've been held against my will. I survived the murder of my pack, I survived the labs, but I don't know how much longer I can survive "The Masters" as they like to be called. I need help, before they do something to me that can't be undone. I won't be able to survive if they take it from me.

How do you deal with the biggest douche bag in the school? Here's the answer. You don't! Dylan Gray is one of the "normal" people with one exception of course, he cusses like nobody's business. Not popular but not a nerd either. He's a guy who just wants to go through school unnoticed with a few friends by his side. Aaron Carter on the other hand was the "biggest douche bag" according to Dylan. He's a typical player/jock that tries to go through life having fun. A popular jock that plays around with girls does not mix with one of the "normals". What happens when both of them are paired for the main roles as Romeo and Juliet? Will it kindle unwanted feelings or will the hatred remain?

If you are a sensitive reader I would not read if I where you.

I guess I will just find a bunch of weird sex jokes off of the internet and put them into a book cx maybe 4-7 per chapter depending on the length of the jokes but most I made my friends laugh at I love to make people laugh tell me in the comments if you laughed XD Also this is kinda like a mini intro instead of a description but who gives a fuck :3 Happy reading Panda's :3

the title pretty much says it all *wiggles eyebrows* {discontinued}

Just a book of flirty and sexual jokes. WARNING: This is very dirty.

Insults. If triggered and/or offended easily, please click away.

This book is full of jokes and insults that you will love. Btw I don't own any of these jokes. Enjoy

She is the strongest,coldest, and most gorgeous alpha leader but she was dominant and very very very very possessive she always had fun bringing down men to their knees like dominos falling she lost count of how many men begged her to be theirs but she turned them down in the end -waiting for the one that she wanted to break down and make him her's ONLY HER's- But this possessiveness caused fatal consequences as she caused her mate to get PTSD and it was the wake up call for her The question is will she change for the sake of her loved one and if she did how will she deal with her mate's state

"Don't be afraid babe" Alexis says in a low sexy voice as she slowly crawls on top of me "I don't bite" she licked her lips and slowly slide her fingers down to my neck. "Heh I know that look anywhere" I smirked and extended my neck a little "just do it" she slowly brought her lips to my neck and looked at me. "Tell me when it hurts okay..." she said and I nodded closing me eyes waiting for her fangs to sink in my skin which she did. The new girl Alexis has a big secret that Sam found out when she bit him in the woods and he is now her boyfriend. Will this love end with every once of blood out of Sam or will he live with his girlfriend for eternity find out soon here in My Vampire Girlfriend??