Five just had to travel to the future didn't he? And you had to get sucked in with him didn't you? And you had to be jealous of a mannequin? Didn't You? I do not own the characters or anything else trademarked by a larger company. I also did not draw the picture depicted on the cover.

//COMPLETED// a gilbert blythe fanfic :) it's not my first ever fanfic but it's probably not very good lol but please give it a try :)

Sarcasm, a term which here means the use of irony to mock or convey a message, is a defining feature of The Umbrella Academy, shaping the dynamics and personalities of each of the Hargreeves. With their dysfunctional upbringing and superpowers, the superheros use sarcasm as a coping mechanism and a way to express their frustration, affection, and most importantly, rivalry. There was a certain air of rivalry between each member of the Academy, but they all dimmed in comparison to the competition Five and Y/N Hargreeves shared. From their upbringing all the way up to Five's disappearance, the constant bickering and struggle to outshine the other all led up to one moment. The Apocalypse. It was supposed to act as the end to everything, but it turned out to be the beginning of something new as Y/N and Five decided it was time to work together in order to find a solution to their impending doom; and potentially save the lives of billions. Time was essential, so in the 10 days they have, they can't waste their precious time on mindless arguments and futile aggravations. They have to team up, and be the heroes of the Umbrella Academy they were destined to be. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Season One ✔️ Season Two✔️ Season Three ➰ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Best Achievements: #1 on wattpad #1 on enjoy #1 on umbrellaacademy #1 on fivehargreeves #1 on netflix

˚✧˳ ❝ Bite me. ❞ He didn't respond, but he maintained to stare daggers at me. A smirk bent its way on his thin lips as the tables turned. Making me the one to back out my neck in defeat as he inched closer again. ❝ Oh, I will bite you. ❞ Five cooed before finally walking away with a pleased, sarcastic smile. ˳✧˚ || Five Hargreeves X Reader || BOOK 1 ||  A few years after the disappearance of Number Five and the death of Number Six, Ben Hargreeves, another horrible occurrence happened under the academy; Number Eight, (Y/N) Hargreeves fell into a deep coma which is the result of an unusual experience involving her ability.  A miracle happened following the death of their father, Sir Reginald Hargreeves, (Y/N) Hargreeves has awoken from her deep slumber after 12 years of not being able to age and looking the same as the day she went in to sleep. Now, with Five appearing out of nowhere and claiming that the world is ending, it is up to the Umbrella Academy to save the world.  A 36-year-old man in a 16-year-old's body and a girl who's still in her teenage appearance, both never really felt what it really is to grow up. They may be different, but opposites attract; Partners before, are they still compatible to do their last mission as to stopping the world from going into an apocalyptic end?  1 - #numberfive (01/15/21) 1 - #fivehargreeves (01/19/21) 1 - #five (02/17/21) 1 - #super (03/06/21) 1 - #umbrella (04/06/21) 2 - #xreader (03/28/21) 2 - #theumbrellaacademy (05/7/21) 2 - #netflix (07/31/21) 5 - #aidangallagher (01/10/21) 5 - #fanfiction (01/13/21) 5 - #comics (01/17/21) Started: November 15, 2020 Finished: March 2, 2021 DISCLAIMER: i wrote this when i was in highschool okay it sucks lol

When Magizoologist Newt Scamander and his best friend/assistant (Y/N) (L/N) arrive in New York, they intended their stay to be just a brief stopover. However, when Newt's magical case is misplaced and some of the fantastic beasts escape, it spells trouble for everyone...

["Promise me that." "Of course."] (Y/n) Hargreeves, A.K.A. "Number 8: The Geode." (Y/n) grew up alongside seven other children who were collected by Sir Reginald Hargreeves to form the illustrious "Umbrella Academy." However, unlike the others she got in an incident with her powers early on that left her petrified in rock. By the time she had gotten out, the other children were long gone, and even Luther had been on the moon for two years. For a time, her favorite companion was a ferret she called the Polish word for "nine." Following the untimely death of her legal guardian, (Y/n) is reunited with her powered associates, only to be thrown into a mission to save the world when a familiar pint-sized ally returns to report doomsday is quickly approaching. Disclaimer: I do not own The Umbrella Academy, nor its characters. Additionally, the events and lots of the dialogue either don't belong to me or it's paraphrased! I only own the canon details of the inserted character, Dzie, Arthur, and any other non-canonical characters or events that I add myself. Most Impressive Ranking: #1 in #super on 2.22.21