This is a fanfiction where Josuke and Jotaro go to McDonalds

Actually what you think.

In the world of Jazzlandia, there are 3 kingdoms. Bearclaw Creek, Soopensope and Fragilita. These kingdoms hold the greatest power ever known to man. An Epithet. These special things connect your power with a word and you are inscribed. But, if you are of royalty and with an Epithet. That can mean one thing. You are not only inscribed but as history books say, you are a god/goddess on Earth. Take Princess Molly Blyndeff for example. She has the power to dumb things down and mute things. Not really good huh? But it is. And when an evil queen steals her Epithet, it's up to her, a royal therapist from Dreamsun and her bodyguard to get it back.

CURSED. IT IS CURSED.

(THIS TAKES PLACE AFTER EPISODE 4) This is basically just our precious little goofball becoming a villain and joining the Banzai Blasters. But why does she do that? Where will she stay? How will her family react? Will Giovanni be willing to take a 12 year old away from her home? Will she get along with everyone? And most importantly... will the cops catch her and her friends? Keep up with the story to find out! THIS IS NOT A SHIPPING STORY This fanfiction will not upload on a schedule, which means that there might be weeks where I post a lot and there will be weeks where I don't post at all, dependingon how much freetime I have. I have a lot of schoolwork to do and I have some other websites where I need to update. Also, exams don't ace themselves...

Just, don't think I'm drunk writing this, I don't take drugs either. It's just literally something I laughed my ass off thinking about and I needed to write that shit down. (warning: swearing, a lot....) this thing will only be updated, once I get weird ideas..... which is pretty often actually. this has nothing to do with jokes (...unless it does) it's just random crap the characters would totally do-- just, you'll see once you read it... Basically: it's just stupid as hell... CONTAINS SPOILERS

In an effort to make Molly happier, Giovanni organizes a sleepover between her, Sylvie, and himself. Both those kids needed to lighten up and have a good time for once, and if anyone could do it, he could. ~ Cover art belongs to hyxeria on Tumblr! ^^