Himura Akemi was training to be a priestess. At least she was before her entire village plus her family decided to give her the boot at age 7. She then becomes a nomad wandering around the 5 Great Shinobi Nations. She's met lots of interesting people and learned a lot of skills. But because of her secluded village and her moving around so much she has no idea what a ninja is or that they exist. So when some Konaha ninjas finds her after a bad encounter with some people and force her into becoming a resident ninja of Konaha. What is Akemi going to do? She's going to wreak havoc of course. ***Be warned that I wrote this in middle school and it's full of overused anime tropes and has a Mary Sue protagonist, but it has it randomly funny moments. Enjoy my burning trash fire of fanfiction***

13 years ago two of the legendary Sanin Jiraiya and Tsunade had a drunken one night stand that neither remember or would ever remember, but that one drunken mistake created their daughter Creed. But sadly neither of them would ever know that they had a daughter, for as soon as Orochimaru noticed the signs that Tsunade was pregnant with Jiraiya's child he waited until the child was born to take her from them.