They say that the obstacles lovers endure can only make you stronger, but for Stan Marsh that couldn't be more wrong.

What you're about to read isn't just a story. It's not a simple novel or sequel to some ridiculous fanfiction. This isn't even a work of fiction at all. For me, this was a little too real.. If you think really hard, you might even learn something about these useless words your brain is absorbing. This could teach you much more than being packed in a classroom forced to memorize mathematic functions and what country was blamed for World War II. This is the study of mind, and I will try my best to explain the series of events that led to my overall dilemma. Including the reason I watch Kenneth McCormick so closely sometimes.

Misunderstood and overmedicated, twelve-year-old Lilith Bloom finds the prospect of a grand family reunion decidedly dull... That is, until she discovers that the rose garden surrounding her grandfather's Berlin mansion is, well, completely and utterly carnivorous. Armed with Panther, her talking pet whippet, and the help of the mute boy next door, Lilith must unravel the secrets behind the mysterious estate, all while her family remains gloriously unaware that they are about to be devoured.

Everyone always thought that it was Clyde who was closest to Craig. Everyone always thought that Craig couldn't care less about someone outside of the group of people he hung out with on a daily basis. Everyone always thought that Craig was straight. No one ever thought Craig Tucker could possibly be in love with an anxiety stricken mess of a man, or that they were secretly dating.

Rush Hour. That's all I had to say as customer after customer was served. I had barely made my way back to register when I felt a tingle in my arm. I grew nervous from realization that I got my tattoo. When you or your soulmate sees you, the first nice thing they say/think appears on your wrist. I couldn't look at it now though, I have work to do... I got home and layed in bed tired of today's job. I took a deep breathe as I looked at my left wrist "Soothing like the Stars" I laughed quietly to myself, if anyone in South Park knew me- I was no where near soothing. -------------------------------------------------- This is the soulmate tattoo au, you get a tattoo from your soulmates first thoughts on you, but I wanted to make a twist and make them the first nice thing said. So yeah... This is Creek (Craig x Tweek) Other pairings *Bunny *Style *Wendy x Bebe *I can't help but some how shit Clyde and Kevin Stoley. Someone tell me why I ship Clyde and Kevin pls this just happened one day XD

According to multiple online sources, scientists know more about space than Earth's very own Ocean. In the town of South Park, no one really cared about things like that. Tweek Tweak certainly hadn't thought such odd information could be of any use to him. That is, until a new kid moves to town and shows him just how truly astounding the Heavens are.

**COMPLETED** Craig Tucker, the infamous stoic teenager of South Park, had a secret habit of needing to know everything about everyone. Every piece of dirty laundry, every skeleton in someone's closet, every truth that was supposed to be someone's secret never remained a secret from Craig. He knew everything about everyone except for a twitchy, anxiety-driven boy named Tweek Tweak, who somehow remained a mystery to him. As his curiosity grew stronger and he became closer to Tweek, he didn't expect that getting closer to him would change everything.

Cheerful. This is only one of the many words you could use to describe Butters Stotch. Such an optimistic and pure kid. So heavily guarded and sheltered with no clue as to what the real world held in store for him. But like everyone he had his own secrets, and his life was not as easy to live as he made it seem. Reckless. That was Kenny McCormick for you. Although he cares deeply for the sake of others, he finds himself recklessly toying with the hearts of others. Yet every time he breaks in two the hearts of those he finds attractive, his own seems to chip away bit by bit as well. He wishes for once in his life that he might actually be able to die, to start life in Hell where he no doubt belongs. But maybe coming back is the devil's sick way of telling him he's already there.

Just a collection of random shower thoughts stolen from online😊

❝HE'S MISSING.❞