mineta loves sexy all might abs and juicy grapes, he also loves 80 year old men like all might and stain and shinso, he also watches todoroki and his dad sleep. Join mineta on his sticky ball journey at UA - also he likes watching girls and all might All might is an eighty year old who catfishes Izuku for his mom. Please enjoy

this took me forever to write plz read UWU Heilala Pita if you're reading this you're sexy asf

Draco x apples. Don't ask; its a thing apparently. And I ship it.

(Y/N) Hydra, also known as the Girl Who Lived or the girl with the snake hair. She survived an attack from Voldemort himself and is now going to Hogwarts. Follow her story of friendship, love, and danger. Disclaimer: I don't own any of the harry potter characters (Under edit)

Idk this is a really trashy story why did I write this lol

Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.

One man, one country, one $1 wig and a bad spray tan. The most genius man in the world with years of experience. Well that wasn't wrong.

Tbh my otp ;)

In which i bless you and cleanse you of sins

Stay holy