Ronald McDonald x The Burger King (both seen here as mascot statues), featuring friends! No, I will not pay for your therapy. Yes I will make you fall in love with crack fic characters. Yes it does get even more nonsensical and crack-y as it goes on. (trust me, the first 3 chapters are tame) Is this my favourite thing I've ever written? By far. Leave your creative sentencings to hell in the comments and I might pick a winner or something. Plz don't sue me McDonalds/Burger King etc. ???? Needlessly good rankings I've received on unrelated tags: #1 in heist

A Teifling with amnesia, a blue-skinned healer, a narcissistic elf, a rogue royal, an old and mysterious human, and betrayed dragon born. Will they choose righteousness over revenge? ( A TRUE D&D STORY) This is fifth edition D&D playing the story The Lost Mine Of Phandelver. i did not mean to copy anyone who also played this story. Using the D&D characters of RickIsBest and EmilyTheTeifling. Top tags: #1 on adventuring And some others.

In a remote army base, far away from any civilisation, a baby dragon is born. This dragon's name is Elron. He never new his parents, and his life is controlled by a strange devise, stuck to his head. He has no control over his actions, and has no choice to obey everything that he is told to do, but Elron has been trapped long enough. He wants out, and he is going to do everything in his power to rescue himself, even if it means death. (Disclaimer: I do not own the cover picture, all rights to original creator) (Thanks to @AdolphaSelrah for creating the cover)