Ah, why hello there! I decided to make this for my friend and I who have a thing for Alastor. Welcome to hell with your own love Alastor! I'm making this for the fans <3

Oh my friends, I've only hope you join me on this wonderful journey through hell, and meet the one and only Radio Demon and fall in love with him. You are a young lady who died after killing yourself. Your dad abused you and your mom died when you were young. You had no friends and no one loved you until hell. ⚠ CONTENT WARNING ⚠ IF IT WASNT OBVIOUS THIS BOOK CONTAINS MATURE THEMES LIKE CUTTING, SUCIDE, ABUSE AND DEATH. PLEASE IF ANYTHING LIKE THIS IS HAPPING TO YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW GET HELP ASAP.

"What a Woman!" -Alastor

Hey all! As a disclaimer, this book is poorly written. I can't unpublish it because this has become my legacy, unfortunately, but if you enjoy mediocre unedited writing that has oneshot PLOT HOLES (Looking at you Cherri Bomb chapter) then be my guest. But please, don't harass me for my poor wording in certain chapters. I've become a much better writer since this, and if you're into D:BH I have some more recent stories of mine on my page! Much love, Skuttlesthecat. Disclaimers as to not get sued hopefully: I do not own any characters mentioned in this story other than myself, all rights to characters go to Vivziepop. You own yourself, I own my writing, and you own your ocs.