don't read if not your thing.

After 25 years of lying, the boys can't take it anymore. It's time to come out of the closet. Ant/Dec pairing 100% fictional English isn't my first language, so I'm sorry for the mistakes in the text.

Ant accidentally catches Dec doing something rather intimate. The results are interesting. Very mature!!! Slash!

Short fluffy fic/drabble The boys are on their flight to Australia

Summary: Haydn uses a new...colorful word and Dec finds it hilarious. All a work of fiction. Do not read if not your thing.

"It's 10 minutes of our life, what's the worst that can happen?" - Declan Donnelly, Celebrity Cyclone 2011. If this story that they tell later is anything to go by, a lot can happen during the boys' run of the cyclone for Text Santa.

When Bob's friend Cameron pays a visit to the I'm a Celebrity set, no one could ever have dreamed that his skills would be put to the test in such a dramatic way.......

Short collection of a few stories of Ant and Dec being together paired with ABBA song lyrics. I'm just a bit obsessed with ABBA at the moment . The songs are part of the story so read the lyrics as well. 100% fiction A/D pairing Fiction Drabble / Fluff

Fic set around the time when they were sharing a flat. Non-slash. Idea taken from this interview: Ant and Dec on talking in their sleep - Ant: "Oh, I talk in my sleep like, I have to admit." Dec: "Yeah! One night I thought he was awake because he said to me, "I've got Fairy Liquid in my ear!" I was like, "Don't worry, it's lemony fresh!"" Ant: "It's terrible cause you can talk to me in my sleep and I'll answer you. A lass would be able to ask you anything in bed - it'd be terrible!" Dec: "Ooh, that's dangerous!"

After the end of Britains Got Talent 2018, all Dec wanted to do was go home- but everyone else seemed to have a different plan.