[DISCONTINUED] A collection of schlttbr one shots. Writing in the first two chapters are of a different style to the rest of the oneshots. I don't write these anymore.

i have fallen in love with them and this ship jaren smith is supposedly smittys real name, used to be lukas in the story but i changed it half way into the story oops otherwise enjoy! INFO this book is hella old, so there are going to be chapters with Craig (mini) in them. I just want y'all to know that as soon as all that shit happened with him, I have stopped watching him and I do not support him in any way. I stopped writing before any of it happened, but I want you guys to know that I will not be writing any stories with Craig in them. Stay safe y'all. SUGGESTIONS ARE CLOSED ATM!

When small images pop into my head and I have nowhere to put them :) Expect a lot of cuteness. ¿Maybe a lot of smut? Warnings: (fluff) [big sad] {smut}

"I'd rather die and be reborn as a rock than be your fucking brother." "Well congratulations fucktard, the feeling is mutual."

Jschlatt was a murderous psychopath but Wilbur Soot didn't believe it for a second.