The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Shrek is Farquad's only one.

Lord Farquaad was not very nice to me. He didn't even want to see my face whenever we finished having intercourse. So naturally, I bitched about him on my blog. Eventually, someone messaged me - "I'll be your new daddy" Who could it be? *Shrek fanfiction*

Once upon a time there was a little tiny fairy named Cosmo. He dreamed of meeting Shrek one day. Today that dream will come true. Authors: Fiona and Wanda CoAuthors: Farquad, Poof, and Vicky © 2017 TheShrekFandom All Rights Reserved

I'm sorry

Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!

Shrek and Barry meet under some odd circumstances but they see potential in their relationship. Not even a shocking turn of events can deter their love and lust for eachother.

John Cena thought he had everything in life, he was even a famous internet meme. But that all changed when he met Shrek, I guess life can't be so perfect.