This isn't your average Bikini Bottom story. It's filled with lust, love, and downright betrayal. So if you don't want to read smut about your favorite childhood cartoon characters, I suggest you leave right now.

After Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff get divorced, Mr. Krabs doesn't know what to do with himself: that is, until Squidward comes over to Eugene's place at night after work.

He appeared in a strange dream of mine, he's tall, handsome, and...was a cat?