⚠️WARNING: Swearing⚠️ After Jon and Eduardo have a fight, Jon runs away. A few hours later, Eduardo is greeted with a horrifying surprise (My first PUBLISHED fanfic. I've written them before, just never got it out there ~Em)

tom deems his life is at an end, but is still hopeful. he turns to the suicide hotline for help, but accidently falls in love with the hotliner. does the hotliner feel the same way? fabulous art by scaeryy on instagram. suicidal!tom x tord

Tomtord oneshots. Angst, smut, and on a very rare occasion, fluff. uhhh got smuts, I tend to stick with top Tord. these are p stupid but I hope y'all enjoy em.

(Slightly old) (Saloonatics AU) Tord Adder is the most wanted bandit in all of California, and he stays hidden from the law. How does he do this? He hops towns, hiding out until he is close to being caught, then runs away. This time, he finds himself in the small desert town of Spitbucket, and he makes himself comfortable instantly, keeping his identity hidden under the fake identity of Todd Audet. Surprisingly, its enough to trick the sheriff of the town, Thomas Thompson, and he stays undetected as a bartender. But, after a few months, he starts to feel like he should stay. Why is that the case? Because the sheriff may have stolen his heart. (Cover art doesn't belong to me)

It's been awhile since Tom killed Tord. The voice won't go away, he doesn't really eat, and Edd and Matt have stopped asking him if he was okay. Then Tord comes back, back from the dead, and it all goes downhill from there. No longer on haitus This is a sequel to Unexpected. You won't have to read it(at least, I don't think so), but it may help you understand some references and plot elements. Link to Unexpected: https://my.w.tt/UiNb/lx7AYtCVVN

Look, I'm not saying Tom's totally gay for Tord. I'm just saying he wants Tord to fuck him. But Tom's not gay. Nope. I'm editing this two years after it's done to leave a very special note: i'd rather be buried alive and suffocate on dirt before i use "cum" unironically. go read "daddy" porn and let me spell it how i want because i'm not going to do anything that reminds me of ddlg or ageplay, stop leaving shitty comments on a shitty porn book if you cannot handle a less disgusting version of cum. let me call it come. note: almost every single chapter is going to be of them fucking, you're welcome the amazing cover!!! was done by @readingismypurpose and they're absolutely amazing ngl Update: when the FUCK is this book going to die

(Old) (Monster AU) Monsters are fabled to live in and around a small village in the middle of a forest. They can disguise themselves as humans whenever they wish. One monster, an eldritch, to be exact, has been known for causing trouble. So much trouble, in fact, that he has to have a good hearted monster to watch over him and keep him in line. This happens to be an angel; one of high intelligence, too. Will the eldritch be able to handle being around a smartass of an angel? Or will he crack under the pressure and go back to being bad?

I can teach you how to say 'I love you'. But I can't teach you to mean it. - Based on skimson's tordtom highschool AU. Artwork: senya-sucks on tumblr

Hanahaki Disease AU: Tom doesn't try. He doesn't want to. This is because no matter what he does, he knows he'll always end up in last place. It's no big deal, it's not like anything he does is a life or death situation. But it kind of is. This story is brought you to by: Flowers in lungs, a ginger wingman with a story, and a whole lot of trying and giving up. "Forget everything and just look him in the eyes and tell him he has a good sense of smell." [Cover art by: ME! (*'ω')]

Memes It's literally just memes