When you come across a mysterious figure on the beach that poofs into a gem seconds after discovering it, you know some weird junk is going on. By weird junk, you mean Steven Universe... Will you tell the crystal gems you have found their enemy, or will you keep it a secret, therefore making yourself a target to dangerous aliens beyond your imagination?

"It is the enemy who can truly teach us to practice the virtues of compassion and tolerance." -Dalai Lama A confusing turn of events surrounding a seeming internet scam leads to you inheriting an impressive house and a considerable sum of money from a distant relative. Before long, you are living in your new house in Beach City. This seems at first to be a delightful happening, but making friends in your new home turns out to be a more difficult task than you had imagined, and you are left feeling very lonely... until a surprise encounter with someone who shouldn't be up and about changes your life forever. I will attempt not to specify the gender of the reader's character, though I will use male pronouns if I do (before anyone complains, most such stories assume the reader to be female). I apologize if the story is boring or slow-paced - it is written as I would act, and I am not really energetic, violent, or extroverted. Do not anticipate any racy content beyond possibly some wordplay and innuendo, if that. I apologize if there are massive delays between chapters; this is not a sign of me giving up on the story, it will just be because I am frequently depressed and extremely lazy.

~read the title, people

After the reader moves to her new secluded house, she expects everything to go smoothly. A steady job, a great life, no worries at all. Once the reader is settled in, she decides to go explore her new surroundings. But her whole life gets turned around after finding a Small orange Gemstone in a smoking crater near her house. (Based off a female main character, but theres no gender told in the story)

{{Story takes place some time around Jailbreak}} After Pink Diamond's shattering, thousands of gems are forced to choose between Yellow and Blue Diamond's courts as a new home. You and a Jasper come to Yellow's court and immediately you are both assigned a mission to check up on the Cluster's status with a fellow Peridot and Lapis Lazuli. Along the way, your ship crashes and separates you from the Peridot and Lapis. At the wrong location without a helpful crew, you are stranded with the Jasper. Being stuck with her won't be so bad... right? {{Very Short & Unedited Chapters!}} {{No posting schedule}} {{Ranked #1 in #stevenuniverse 5/19/18}} {{Ranked #1 in #jasperxreader 5/13/18}} {{Cover design by me}} {{Cover art by Monstaria on DA)

Hello and welcome to a book consisting of Steven Universe! The chapters range from headcanons, to short stories, and mostly angst. And ships. Have fun reading! (half of this is angst i lied, lapis is my son, garnet should be ruby x sapphire's ship name byeeeee) #136 in Fanfiction 10/21/16 #1 in Steven Universe 4/6/17 ~ Yes, I use comics in this and songs. That is their work, and my work is mine.

Ok so I think this is the first one of these ever so yay! Secondly I'm going to give a small description! You are just a orphaned baby human girl. You are alone in the small ocean side town called Beach City. Forced to live in a random location alone you were lucky to be found by a member of a team of hero's called the Crystal Gems! You may seem like just a normal human child but there may be to you than meets the eyes!

* Reader insert * gender neutral *read the story to find out about your exciting life with the gems! **UNDER MAJOR EDITING** **IF I MESS UP PRONOUNS PLEASE CORRECT ME** #1 in 'Steven Universe' #1 in 'Amethyst'