"Y/N, I'm not lovin' it right now." In which a McDonald's staff gets mixed up in another clown dimension, now having to find their way back, only to find that the real adventure they had was much more than just an adventure. WARNING: Everything in this book is 𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙙, viewer discretion is advised unless your clown wig really wants to clown the hell out of you. (A BTS Crackfic Collaboration, Brought to You By -master_tree- and joongs_tiny_hand)

When Kim Namjoon becomes the commanding officer of Brooklyn's 99th precinct, he soon realizes that with the job comes babysitting six chaotic officers. ━━━━━━━━ "I didn't know tazing the microwave would start a fire!" Jungkook argued. "Well did you think it was going to fucking surrender and let you handcuff it?" Jin retorted, throwing the fire extinguisher into the flames. "That's not how you use a fire extinguisher, Jin!" Jimin screamed. ― A BTS crackfic © 2019 asakayu trailer by @Kidrauhl8Forever