If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

Zwischen Freundschaft, Liebe und dem Erwachsenwerden erkennt Abigail, worauf es wirklich ankommt. * 𝙳𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝙼𝚛. 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚝, 𝚟𝚒𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚝 𝚐𝚒𝚋𝚝 𝚎𝚜 𝚍𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚓𝚊 𝚐𝚊𝚛 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚝, 𝚊𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚌𝚑 𝚑𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚍𝚒𝚛 𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚎𝚜 𝚣𝚞 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚔𝚎𝚗. Abigail schreibt täglich in ihrem Blog Briefe, adressiert an ihren zukünftigen perfekten Freund und Ehemann. Dieser existiert bislang leider nur in ihrer Fantasie, aber sie hofft, dass durch das Internet ihr Mr. Perfect bald auf sie aufmerksam wird. Leider passiert nicht gerade das, was sich Abigail erhoffte. Entgegen ihren Erwartungen trifft sie auf Spott und Verachtung. Schließlich wird sie noch dazu von dem Einen angeschrieben, der genau der zu sein scheint, den Abigail sucht, sich ihr allerdings nicht im realen Leben zeigen möchte. Begleite Abigail bei der Suche nach der wahren Liebe - vor allem aber bei der Findung ihres wahren Selbst. * ACHTUNG - Triggerwarnung! Das Buch behandelt das Thema „Suizid" und könnte daher auf den einen oder anderen Leser triggernd wirken. Außerdem kommt es zu leichten Gewaltdarstellungen und Beschreibungen von Alkoholkonsum. Wattys 2018 Gewinner in der Kategorie „die Originalen" Cover Design by MorganKingsman

Falling into the fiery hell she created must've been the perfect way for her to die. The other woman would then become the heroine that saved the town's people from the mad queen that burnt half of the population down and the duke would become the hero that protected the heroine. They would then be wed and have little children. They would live happily in the new world that they would create after vanquishing the evil queen. They would then lead the people unto a prosperous era of peace. Just... Where?... Where did I go wrong? When I am reborn, will you please give me a simple life?