CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!

Want to get into a relationship, but you're too much of a pussy? Tired of waiting for the guy to make the first move? Well welcome to-drumroll please- HOW TO GET A BOYTOY-I MEAN BOYFRIEND! Here you will find useless shitty advice including: -how to talk 101 -stop being a pussy 101 -texting for dumb bitches 101 -AND MORE! I swear I'm not a guy. (Editing for grammar)

The expect guide on how to find your perfect one.

i will tell all of the sad single girls how to get a boyfriend, @Ms_Horrendous, thanx for the help on the book cover!!!

The scientifically proven guide to all things boys!