"I'm your new teacher for sex education class. My name's Mr Irwin."

"You! This is all down to you!" He yelled at me. "I'm trying to save your ass here Ashton! If anyone's to blame here it's you, you got into this mess and now I'm here to drag you out of it" I yelled back at him, my built up rage suddenly rushing to the surface. This was not ending well.

In which two thieves and the girl they kidnapped go on an interesting road trip with lots of guns.

"You're quiet" "Yeah"

Je suis la fille d'un champion du monde. Non, ce n'est pas Didier Deschamps ! Après avoir traversé de nombreux malheurs de la vie, je suis allée me ressourcer auprès de Didier et de ses joueurs. Je me suis fait de nouveaux amis, mais surtout j'ai rencontré l'homme de ma vie.

I don't own Kick-ass Hey guys. This is another story from my one of favorite movies. I watched both Kick-Ass and Kick-Ass 2. I love both of them so much. Enjoy the story. (I'm also taking this from the actual movie but just rewriting the script). Warning: small smut/fluff A girl name (Y/N) is adopted by Damon and Mindy MaCready. She becomes a crime fighter and is called Devil Chick. She then meets Dave and becomes friends with him. Or maybe more than friends.

❝ YOU KNOW EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES ❞ what's a girl gotta do to get noticed by the leader of the t-birds? put a mamba snake in patty simcox's purse at the beginning of the school year. ❝ DON'T LET ME BE YOURS ❞ (𝙺𝙴𝙽𝙸𝙲𝙺𝙸𝙴 𝙼𝚄𝚁𝙳𝙾𝙲𝙷 𝚡 𝙵𝙴𝙼! 𝙾𝙲) (𝙵𝙾𝙻𝙻𝙾𝚆𝚂 𝙶𝚁𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴) (𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝙳: 𝚂𝙴𝙿𝚃𝙴𝙼𝙱𝙴𝚁 𝟷𝟼, 𝟸𝟶𝟷𝟼 | 𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙴𝙳: 𝙹𝚄𝙻𝚈 𝟷𝟺, 𝟸𝟶𝟷𝟼) ALL RIGHTS RESERVED © 2022 S.A UNEDITED

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Life's fun is that the less you expect it, the best it can bring you. Rainë sure didn't expect to meet Ethan Torchio, who will from now on stay in her life forever, at a family gathering! Both of them like to take their time...but the more you wait, the better it tastes when you get it.