Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

"Let's do a bet , who ever fucks the most people wins "he says grinning "What's the prize for the winner" He smirks looking over at me "But what if I win?" "I win you"he smiles I rolled my eyes "your so cheesy" Book one . Book two coming soon !