Welcome!! Grab a snack, take a seat, and let's talk about completely random and useless bs! 大家好！亲近亲近。 -FIMA 💛

Funny short stories about Middle Earth Characters! Enjoy!

Warning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of these are the ones I picked up from the internet, which means they are not mine. I take suggestions too. Not all of these are proven correct so please only enjoy them for entertainment. Again, don't take this too seriously! It's for entertainment sake! I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER FRANCHISE. THEY ARE OWNED BY JK ROWLING

"oh god John I can't do this!" Sherlock exclaimed. He slammed his hands hard against the leather seat and pulled himself up. He spread his arms out, showing his full wingspan. "John fix me." Sherlock gets sick and John looks after him. Things get pretty cute. - co-written with my gal Jo :)