Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

In which a girl who has decided to go all natural meets an arrogant blonde boy who only wants to be her friend. © 2016 loosends

It all started with me being seated at Table 5, With noisy and reckless boys causing trouble in the booth behind mine. All rights reserved © legit-luke 2017

"get caught again, dork?" audrey johnson never got caught sneaking out of school, but she found it hilarious whenever luke did. ©2015 by inmune

She was trying to live a normal life but the small town she lived in wouldn't let her. When she gets a job at the record shop, things change. ═══════════════════════════════════════ Luke Hemmings was known to be the favorite of the small town. He was never one to be a bully. Kimber Kammen had the title of being the loser, a shy girl and it was all because of one stupid mistake that she didn't even do. She's emotionally disturbed and Luke just might be the one to save her. * * * * * * * * * * * * * © Copyright 2014 hemmingslaugh - STORY IS COMPLETELY RAW. I HAVE DONE NO EDITING TO THIS STORY SO I APOLOGIZE IF YOU FIND MISSPELLINGS ECT. I CAN PROMISE YOU WILL FIND SOME BECAUSE SPELLING WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME - Enjoy :)

|| härSH adjective 1. unpleasantly rough or jarring to the senses.|| "I'm really glad I found you, because if I didn't it would've been goddamn shame."

His hand reached down for mine, intertwining our fingers together. I questioningly looked down at our hands and then up at him. "So you don't fall again." © drawing-5sos 2014, all rights reserved. TRANSLATIONS ARE NOT ALLOWED! credit to @ashtonfetish for the story cover

"you didn't tell me you had a girlfriend luke" "i'm not his girlfriend" "oh" "we just fuck. i guess i'm some kind of groupie" slow burner

❝The one thing I want in life and you're standing in the way of it.❝ I bark, running my shaking hands through my hair. ❝Are you sure you don't want something else?❝ He says quietly, keeping his gaze locked onto mine. ❝Like what, Luke?❝ My voice cracks from frustration and all I want to do is scream as he swallows the lump in his throat, stepping closer. ❝Like me.❝ // COVER BY ROADTRIPS

or when a girl and boy meet at a party and give each other endearing nicknames such as lucifer and indiana jones