Ask or Dare the Septiceyes. Book May Include: Profanity, Gore, etc.. If there is anything you deem offensive in this book, please tell me and we can try to work this out. My goal is not to offend anyone, but my jokes can get mean. If you are easily hurt by anything I've listed above, it is best you DO NOT read this book. Thank you for your time, it mean a lot to me! And remember, there is no such thing as "too much"! Sample: ------- Robbie: Anti.. not so bad.. when get to.. know.. him. Marvin: He tried to use your head as a football, Robbie. ------- Marvin: What did the world do to you exactly..? Chase: It gave me life. ------- Anti: Stop that! Before I dropkick your ass outside! Henrik: Let me go, Glitch Bitch! ------- Author: See? Not everyone is out to get you, Anti. Anti: I'll believe it when I'm less of a pessimist. ------- S34N: Scans show that Jameson has masturbated for the first time today and he's feeling the after angst. Author: Ahh.. that smut book Anti left in his room.. ------- Henrik: .. Do I look like I have floppy ears and a tail sticking out of my ass?! Marvin: Come here boy! I've got coffee~ *pulls out a pot of coffee from behind his back*

In this book, the egos are kinda like Thomas Sander's sides in the way that they represent different parts of Jack (I'm putting this in the description to make the book easier to understand): Robbie-represents his child like nature JJ-represents his creativity Chase-represents his caring Marvin-represents his belief in good Schneep-represents his want to help Anti-represents his depression/anxiety Jackaboy Man-represents his positivity

Anti hasn't left his room after getting into a fight with the other egos, and Jamie, his best friend goes to check on him, which might have been a mistake

Cover of the book @irishpsychopath Thank yoouuuu :3 [CURRENTLY ON HOLD] Anti was once again having a battle with the egos at their home. When suddenly Marvin accidentally in defense hits him with his wand knocking Anti out. As Marvin checks up on everyone else and tells them what happened they all gather around Anti waiting for him to awaken. All stood very alart and ready to attack at any moment if something could've gone wrong. Wich might i say took very long. After about an hour Chase broke the silence"He isn't gonna wake anytime soon". "We need to ztay alert vhat if he doez vake up and ve're not alert enough? He could take uz down eazily zhat vay" "I think the Schneep is right Chase" Jackie argued back. Jameson signed "maybe we should take turns watching him he doed not look like waking anytime soon" "Guys as much as i hate to discuss but it's a bad idea to not watch him or to leave one of us to watch him both are terrible ideas." Marvin chimed in As so another argument got up But in the meantime No one has noticed... That Anti was slowly and weakly starting to push himself up onto his knees as he just blankly watched them all argue

Yes I Dr. Schneeplestein will be roasting ze egos, including Mark's egos, They will also be roasting me.... ⚠️ THIS BOOK IS A HUGE JOKE ⚠️ I felt like I had to put that as a warning, because I've noticed some people seem to get upset over this book from taking some of the things too seriously. Remember these are all just jokes.

Most of my stories involve the egos of Markiplier and Jacksepticeye, and I'm aware that not everyone who reads them knows of all the egos that I write. So if you've ever been confused about who one of the egos in one of my stories was, here's a guide for you! This isn't a story itself, just a break down of the different egos.