I open my eyes. It's dark. I'm breathing but it's just pitch black. Somebody opens the door. I look up shook out of the darkness. All a bad dream. Wait. Who is that? I see a women with jeans and a t shirt with shoulder length hair.. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Hey y'all! It's crybaby here. This is an Alastor x reader series. I'm sorry but ima bout to force what species of demon you are girl/boy name etc. but I'm to lazy to type (H/C) (H/L) (Y/N) and stuff every two seconds. Anyway hope you enjoy! Also no SEXUAL CONTENT IN THIS STORY. YALL THIRSTY.

- No direct smut. Steamy content at most people. - Canon says that Alastor is Ace, but, if you request something different, I won't hesitate to write it. *FAN-FICTION* - Make your requests descriptive and detailed, so I know what to write, and you get what you want. - I can promise chapters of at least 1000 words, and if I see enough inspiration in it, there will be multiple parts. Also I consider them to be high-quality, with good writing and grammar. So don't think I'm some three year old who doesn't know what they're doing please. - I have another story, go check that one out too (if you didn't come here from it). - Now, let the floodgates open!

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You were just like any human, you had your mistakes. Apparently, they were enough to make you go to hell. You wasn't surprised, but you were at the same time. You had a rough life, and I mean rough, abusive boyfriend who was a druggie and rapist. Ya know, normal shit. You couldn't do it, so you ended it. Little did you know, that you would find friends so quickly. You were sceptical, but you eventually warmed up to them, which was oddly fast. You met this one dude, Alastor, he changed your life forever. How? You will have to read to find out!

"For the last time Alastor, stop teleport me whenever you like when I'm trying to enjoy my day!" "Oh but honey, I know you love it!" 'Fox' or his real name, M/n is a powerful demon that the only demon can against a Radio Demon known as Alastor who had fall head over heels with Fox Demon for months since the day they first met and decide to risk his life by confessed his dying love to M/n, only to accept it if the Radio Demon always loyal to him, which he did. Now, what will happened when Alastor decide to help Princess of Hell, Charlie with her Hotel Project, summons his husband out of nowhere when he just got a quiet and peaceful day from any Radio Demon's ruckus, only to summon for volunteering become staff for the hotel. "Ladies and Gentlemen, meet my husband and my precious darling, M/n!" "Hello." "You're married?!"

Meet Y/n a 21-year-old Genderfluid person who had been born into a family who loved nothing but the vintage era, the fashion and everything. Her life has been sorta great for the years but the thing is their family is Christian very, very Christian. They have baptized him and made her go to church. Yet, every time they would get horrible sick, why? Well, for starters they're an Atheist. He didn't care much about church since she hardly believed such a "fable". One day they decided to summon a demon to prove that a point to themselves and prove things like demons and Satan didn't exist. Who knew she was wrong. Oh so wrong. Welcome, to "I'll Always be With You, Darling~" Update message from Calypso 2/08/24: Greetings, I'm subtly updating things lmao :>

(Y/N) was killed during the Great Depression and never did anything for herself in life and wanted to make up for that....in hell. So she gets a job at I.M.P in Impcity and her boss Blitzo (o is silent) decides to do something so outrageous (Y/N) has to make sure everything goes well in the end for everyone. And what is it that Blitzo did exactly? Well he "Joined Forces" with the princess of hell to "improve" his company and help out the princess's passion project. Perfect, hell with all of this going on you might actually find "romance" in your lonely life hahaha Oh wait. (Completed) -------- (Uploaded in 2019)

Hiya folks, this is some oneshots of our favorite Strawberry Pimp, Deer Daddy, Deer boi, etc etc. Be warned whenever I write angst it usually ends in fluff so if you want really angsty stuff, ya better comment it specifically that you want extreme angst. Though, whenever I do that I spend a ton of time really sad about the ending. Requests might take awhile for me to do, but now that I have nothing to do requests are free until I say otherwise. Enjoy casual, curious, and or cringed out readers, while myself and the thirsty fangirls scream over fangirl stuff. Request can be Fluff, Angst, Lemon, Lime etc etc.

*IN THE PROCESS OF A RE-WRITE WITH FREQUENT UPDATES!* In an unexpected twist, a mystical device propels you into the vibrant, animated realm of Hazbin Hotel. Formerly an average human existing in live-action, you're suddenly transformed into an illustrated being that has descended into the whimsical yet terrifying depths of Hell. Seeking refuge, Charlie and the other inhabitants of the Hazbin Hotel offer you refuge as you grapple with the mysterious force binding you to their fantastical realm. Meanwhile, Alastor, the enigmatic Radio Demon, takes a keen interest in you, presenting a tempting deal that proves difficult to resist. However, despite his alluring proposition, his ominous demeanor and menacing tendencies raise suspicions about his true intentions. As the journey through Hell begins, the animated abyss unfolds through a tale of emotions, mystery, and malevolent secrets yet to be unveiled.

It's 1930, and a serial killer in your hometown is on the loose. Which fills you- a sweet, hardworking waitress, with terror. But not to worry, your good friend Alastor is there to comfort and protect you! Ironic though, he's the one you should be fearing. (I killed cringe culture. Alastor fancies you, but he's asexual. You're both alive in this, Mimzy is here too! Also, possible mentions of gore, definite mentions of murder, and slightly creepy themes. Alastor isn't aware he's being a creep though.)