I'm basically writing this for myself. Read if you'd like, may or may not be great.

15 years after the Third World War and Undorn's citizens still feel it's aftermath. Mandatory non-electric hours are implemented to conserve the fuel supply. Enforcers are stationed at every entrance to every city, ready to fire a shot at the first person who disobeys the Warden's rules. For Orgon, the Warden's middle child, the only thing he finds any pleasure in is math, finance, and numbers. That is, until he looks his servant boy in the eyes. Beo has had it. He doesn't like being ordered around by the Captain, he doesn't like how tight the fabric to his stupid Enforcer uniform is, and he most certainly does not like the boy who sleeps on the bunk bed below him. No, he most certainly does not. Neither of the two have any idea how their lives are about to change. No, they do not at all. Sequel on hold.

Forced to share his bed with an attractive stranger, Ash Jamieson suddenly finds himself confronted with feelings he thought he'd repressed. ***** Riddled with adolescent angst, lavished with profanity, and adorned with more cheese than your favourite take-out pizza, Top and Tail chronicles the life of Ash Jamieson as he haphazardly navigates his way through malicious schoolmates, whackjob teachers, disillusioned parents, imbecilic athletes, audacious girls, and of course, his most pressing problem: the subdued pretty-boy that has suddenly invaded every aspect of his life. Being a teenager is hard, ok? ***** Top and Tail is posted exclusively on Wattpad! If you're reading this elsewhere, you're reading an unedited, stolen version where illegal sites profit off my work :( The official version is FREE to read at it's home on Wattpad! [Featured in Teen Fiction 2016] [Completed 2011]