Bob has got to be the worst vampire in the world. Without a guide to learn how to be a good vampire, he's making it up as he goes along... while holding down a day job. [Previously Featured #2 Vampire ] ***** Everything I'm about to tell you is a lie. Well, except the parts that actually happened, but I'm supposed to let you guess which those are. The parts about me being a vampire, working at a porn shop, and being completely clueless about vampires, those are completely true. Oh, the parts about Claude, my best friend for life, being a gentleman thief? All true. This is NOT a misguided and sordid tell-all about being a modern-day vampire. (wink wink) My vampire club for accidental vampires, Friends of Vlad does not exist. Neither do vampires like the terrifying and beautiful Beatrice. There is no big bad vampire boss named Harry pushing vampires into the 21st Century. Also nope about the vampire club in the heart of Toronto and a big nope on Madame Vera's House of the Not-so-dead. I'm just an ordinary guy who became a vampire. Nothing unusual about that. Nothing at all... [BOOK ONE of CHASING THE SUN SERIES] REVIEWS: @DavidJThirteen Humour has to be one of the toughest genres to get right. This book really pulls it off. Thank you for an enjoyable, entertaining read! @SharylFriend This was awesome beyond mere words!!! Should be a BESTSELLER! @Signed_Sealed_96 This has been by far the best and funniest book I've read. I love this and I can't wait to tell my friends about this b'%&hing vampire story I read nonstop.

"I've seen you checking me out." "Oh god." "Honestly, I'm flattered." ♂ This story is about Steven and his journey to 'finding himself'. He doesn't dig the name, either. Together with his best friends, Darren and Leila, he discovers that the world isn't all about Applebee's and turning up early for football practice like he taught himself when he signed up to be friends with Darren. Maybe not everything is as it seems. [ contains swearing, yay. read at your own risk of taking over my habit to say the dangerous f-word after everything. i'll try to keep it to a minimum ] [ cover made by _teenagers ] [ also this is very much mine so i'd appreciate it if it stayed that way thank you all rights reserved scribendo © 2014 ]

This is the story of Axel and Tuck: a tale of debauchery, douchebaggery, felony, and plain stupidity. It is a tale written by two best friends with nothing better to do with their law degree than write the story of their anything-but-monotonous life. DISCLAIMER: This story is a satire. Enjoy at your own risk :)

WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION When Elliot Goldman meets his sweet and charming new lab partner, Jordan Hughes, suddenly high school doesn't seem so bad. For the first time ever, Elliot can't wait to get to chemistry class... ***** Smart, good looking and charismatic, Jordan opens Elliot's eyes to the possibilities around him and gives him butterflies like nobody else does. Jordan isn't exactly the kind of person Elliot's used to having as a lab partner, but when they start acing their assignments, life is suddenly about more than boring lectures, bad cafeteria nachos, or relentless bullying. And then one night, the butterflies start to make sense - the trouble is, now nothing else does. As Elliot begins to figure out how he really feels about Jordan, he realizes that sometimes the last thing you are expecting is the one thing you need the most. [[word count: 40,000-50,000 words]]

Ezra Drake hated Adrian Vang with a burning passion for reasons the even he himself could not explain. That's why he was so surprised when their first study session included him fucking the smaller boy into his couch.

~x~ Vance Ashtor is basically at the end of his rope, despite being a C.E.O. of a well established financial management company at only 25, deep seeded issues are beginning to rear their ugly face in Vance's life once more to the point where if he stays at the end of his rope much longer he's going to hang himself with it. Literally. ~x~ Cyro Maxcel is 22 and in his second year of veterinary college, so far his life has been pretty uneventful. Living a pretty much sheltered life til now and even now still he isn't exactly sure what he wants when it coms to just about anything. ~x~ After an odd night and a strange morning proposal these two misfits have found themselves thrown together in the best or worst way possible. Not really knowing each other and fighting all he time wrapped with a pretty bow of almost constant sex, neither Vance nor Cyro really know what is happening between them. But they can both pretty much agree good or bad they're in it for the experiences. ~Mature Content Ahead~

One gloomy night after quidditch, Harry Potter walked into an old bathroom to find Draco Malfoy crying in front of a mirror. Harry doesn't know what to feel, they've been enemies for forever. He needs to help, but he can't let his real feelings show. What does he decide? He decides to take the Gryffindor way out.